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Falcy... My love....!!!!

Falcy Girl

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You haven't been answering my phone calls.

You haven't been answering me at your door.

You haven't responded to my emails.

You're avoiding me!

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I'm pregnant with our beautiful little Falcy Jr! I'm going to be the mother of your child! How can you do this????

I love you my dear... I need to feel your throbbing manhood inside me... don't do this to me... I'll have you one way or another, my love... that is a promise...
 
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck:jayzus:
 
He's been busy with his gay lovers, mauricio and yungsunny ;)
 
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck:jayzus:

DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER! YOU FUCKING COME OVER TO ME APOLOGIZE AND FUCK ME RIGHT NOW COCKSUCKER!
 
wait are you talkin to me or to lokgay?becuase he is the only dude who sucks cocks around here

Don't you dare play games with me...
 
no, your the one who swallows fatpickle ;) maybe next time we wont use the lube after all
 
wait are you talkin to me or to lokgay?becuase he is the only dude who sucks cocks around here


Yeah I suck your cock.

We cum this place.
 
this topic is gay and boring


*leaves*
 
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya ;)
 
He'll be back, don't get your hopes up ;)
 
He'll be back, don't get your hopes up ;)

But I've got high hopes....


Next time your found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think hell move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, cant
Move a rubber tree plant

But hes got high hopes, hes got high hopes
Hes got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your gettin low
stead of lettin go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your backs to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram
Thought hed punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin that dam

cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your feelin bad
stead of feelin sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All problems just a toy balloon
Theyll be bursted soon
Theyre just bound to go pop
Oops there goes another problem kerplop
 
Sometimes, you have to beat up your problems, and take their lunch money.
 
Sometimes, you have to beat up your problems, and take their lunch money.

*beats off his problems, takes the money shot*
 
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