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Falwell... dead?
- Thread starter FBI parte due
- Start date
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Oh noes?
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
THAT SUCKS, I TOTALLY HAD MONEY RIDING ON HIM ASCENDING TO HEAVEN DURING THE RAPTURE.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
*Does another jig just like in Tyrant's FALWELL CROAKS thread*
Rot.
Rot.
FBI parte due
Folces Weard
But the gays ruining society by tempting straight men out of marriage and such!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
We gave you Tinky Winky, Paul Lynde, and 9/11.
YOU AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN YET! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
YOU AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN YET! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
lol he doesn't exist anymore
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Benny Hinn's just a sideshow barker, he doesn't get as mixed up in politics (that I know of).
Pat Robertson does need to croak in a gruesome manner tho.
Pat Robertson does need to croak in a gruesome manner tho.
Benny Hinn is getting mainstream lately. I've seen him on some History channel shows a few times... well the ones about the Apocalypse anyway. AND HE TAKES MONEY FROM UNSUSPECTING GULLIBLE ELDERLY LADIES. I also hate John Hagee, who my dearly departed great grandmother, watched every day at 4pm.
While we're on the subject of the televangelists.. why the hell do all the women on that station (CTN? TCN? soemthing like that) wear giant purplish wigs and enough makeup to kill a lab rat? SATAN? PROBABLY!!!
While we're on the subject of the televangelists.. why the hell do all the women on that station (CTN? TCN? soemthing like that) wear giant purplish wigs and enough makeup to kill a lab rat? SATAN? PROBABLY!!!
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
No, no Cassie - - they are like boyscouts in that they are always prepared!
Those big false eyelashes will come in handy when they have to deflect SPACE BATS!
TRUE STORY.
Those big false eyelashes will come in handy when they have to deflect SPACE BATS!
TRUE STORY.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
But Hinn doesn't have half of Washington in his pocket, like Falwell, Reed and Robertson have had.
He offered to visit Congress members and I don't think many took him up on it.
Hinn Goes to Washington
Hinn wants a private jet
LOL
He offered to visit Congress members and I don't think many took him up on it.
Hinn Goes to Washington
Hinn wants a private jet
LOL
I wonder who will take Falwell's place? There's got to be an up and coming televangelist who doesn't have an old lady who puts her makeup on with a trowel. I don't really keep up with the TV preachers much, since my grandmother died and I don't have to watch them anymore.
I read a great novel about a televangelist not too long ago.. can't remember the alsdkfjsld name of it though.
I read a great novel about a televangelist not too long ago.. can't remember the alsdkfjsld name of it though.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
His two sons were pre-selected to run his evil empire, I don't know if that includes preaching too.