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FAVORITE BACON?

sckan_erator

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I AM LIKING MAPLE SMOKED BACON. IT IS MY FAVORITE AND MAKES GOOD MASSAGE OIL WHEN IT IS RENDERED.

PLEASE BE TELLING YOUR FAVORITE BACON, OK? YES.
 
SALTED BACON IS BEING MY FAVORITE. ALL THE SALT LETS IT HOLD MORE GREASE.
 
RAW BACON IS THE BEST, IT STILL HAS ALL THE FAT AND IS SOMEWHAT CHEWEY.
 
sckan_erator said:
I AM LIKING MAPLE SMOKED BACON. IT IS MY FAVORITE AND MAKES GOOD MASSAGE OIL WHEN IT IS RENDERED.

PLEASE BE TELLING YOUR FAVORITE BACON, OK? YES.

Skan Audio pronunciation of "SKAN" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (skän)
n. pl. Skan or Skans In both senses also called FAGGOT / DYKE.

1. A member of a traditionally gay people of southwest Africa.
2. Any of the gay languages of the Skan.
3. A group or club whose members are exclusively faggots or dykes
(see 'gay')
4. An individual (male) who seeks sex with members of the same sex
who are preferably extremely young (from the age of 6 and up)
5. Any individual (female) who seeks sex with members of the same sex
who are preferably extremely ugly (beauty is actually unfit for such
activity).
 
CANADIAN BACON ISN'T REALLY BACON BUT I LIKE IT.
 
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IT IS ALSO BEING MY FAVORITE DRINK TOO.
 
sckan_erator said:
I AM LIKING MAPLE SMOKED BACON. IT IS MY FAVORITE AND MAKES GOOD MASSAGE OIL WHEN IT IS RENDERED.

PLEASE BE TELLING YOUR FAVORITE BACON, OK? YES.


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The_Fake_Sk4n said:
SALTED BACON IS BEING MY FAVORITE. ALL THE SALT LETS IT HOLD MORE GREASE.
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I see you have made some friends SaintLucifer. Quoting the Skans is the next step on the way to loving them.
 
OMFG I'm going crazy.

Where's my boy. Wheere IS HEEEEE?
 
SkinEvil (Esq) said:
OMFG I'm going crazy.

Where's my boy. Wheere IS HEEEEE?

I already told you bitch. SKINOFEVIL has been seen next to a dumpster fucking his girlfriend, the fat, ugly cow known as WASTEOFSKIN. They are a perfect couple.
 
The_Skan said:
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IT IS ALSO BEING MY FAVORITE DRINK TOO.

I LIKE THIS BACON THE BEST IF MIXED WITH BLOOD SAUCSAGES. THIS PAPERNAPKIN IS GOOD FOR A OVERNIGHT FACIAL. IT MAKES MY SKIN GLOW AND ELASTIC.
 
DEATH TO HATERS OF SKAN NATION!!!
 
ITS IS A HATE-FILLED DAY OK. IM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE WAY THINGS ARE. I WILL EAT A TUB OF AXLE GREASE NOW AND WIGH MY TOE-JAM.
 
Dr Fuckofff said:
DEATH TO HATERS OF SKAN NATION!!!
Sounds pretty hateful to me. I don't think it's in keeping with the anti-hate philosophy of Skans.
 
WHAT ABOUT TWINKIES SOUP, FRIED TWINKIES IN TWINKIE SAUCE, TWINKIE SALAD, AND PLAIN TWINKIES FOR DESERT? YEAH GOOD OKAY!
 
I'm in agreement.
 
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