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Favourite heretical Jesus saying

Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring
 
JESUS EATS CHEESE
 
Swiss cheese
 
Chuck Norris beat Jesus at arm wrestling drank Buddha under the table WHILE KICKING ALLAH IN THE FACE
 
Great, now someone's gonna leave a carbomb in TK.
 
DUCKBOMB! (Try and make someone understand that you're not just telling them to duck because of a bomb, but that it is in fact a bomb inside a duck)
 
Our meagre breadcrumb offerings weren't enough to appease them!!
 
Cool Ranch Jesus
Diet Jesus with Lemon
Honey Roasted Jesus
Soy Jesus
Jesus Bites
The Jesus Value Meal
 
The son of COD
 
bowbeforecod.jpg
 
Your own Personal Jesus

BOTH VERSIONS!
 
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