Favourite line from Star Wars?

[CaptainWacky]

"But I was going to go to Toshie Station and pick up girls!" - Luke

"That's no small moon, it's the Death Star!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Kid I've seen a lot of strange things and a lot of naked aliens in my time, but never have I seen anything that would convince me that midichlorians control MY destiny!" - Han Solo

"Ah, Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul dress sense when I came aboard!" - Leia

"Hey kid...fuck that Darth Star up for me!" - Han Solo

"Well, I don't think I WILL be bathing you in oil and sponging you dry today, R2!" - C3PO

"SHIT, IVE BEEN HIT, FUCK, THIS IS THE END OF ME, FUUUUUUUUUUCK!" - Wedge

 

[The Tomtrek]

"OH FUCK." - Lando Calrissian, Star Wars - Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

 

[CaptainWacky]

"No, Luke, I AM your father you bastard!" - Darth Vader

 

[The Tomtrek]

"Boy oh boy that sure was some good anal sex, Princess Leia." - Luke Skywalker, Star Wars - Episode IV: A New Hope

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Truly you belong with us up here in these old clouds, girl!" - Lando

 

[The Tomtrek]

"Padmé are you wearing a bra under that white top that you're wearing, because seriously girl you could poke my eyes out. If you know what I mean.


So can I feel them?" - Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars - Episode II: Attack of the Clones

 

[Voice of Reason]

"No ticket." - Han Solo, after throwing Boba Fett into the Sarlac pit

 

[Ishcabittle]

"NO, this one goes here, that one goes there, ya fucking moolie!" Han Solo

 

[Lilac]

"Dammit, Anakin, it's the second star to the right and straight on to a morning! Why can't you get it right like your brother and sister?!"
-Han Solo to son Anakin, New Jedi Order: Vector Prime
(zomg, novel source!)

 

[whisky]

"Then I'll see you in hell Cliff Claven" - Han ESB

 

[Lilac]

"'What does this button do?' Clearly, if you don't fucking know, don't press it, Artoo. Why must I suffer through your inane questions is beyond me!"
--Threepio Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

 

[Lilac]

"No, your OTHER lightsabre!"
-Mara Jade to Luke Skywalker, Heir to the Empire

 

[Lilac]

"I had Luuke made because Luke refused to be my Jedi loveslave."
-Joruus C'Baoth, The Last Command

 

[Lilac]

"Princess, can you use the Force to give me the best orgasm ever?"
-Han Solo to wife Leia, just after The Courtship of Princess Leia

 

[Lilac]

"Obi-Wan! Here for another ewok burger?"
-Dex, Episode II: Attack of the Clones

 

[Lilac]

"My name is Boba Fett. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
-Boba Fett, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

 

[Lilac]

"Would anyone be mad if I ran over Jar-Jar with my podracer?"
"No, Anakin."
-Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi, Episode I: The Phantom Menace

 

[Lilac]

"I'm on the wrong fucking set, aren't I?"
-The Phantom of the Opera, Episode I: The Phantom Menace

 

[Lilac]

"POWER OVERWHELMING!"
-Anakin Skywalker, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

 

[Lilac]

"You can tell a lot about a culture from its art, Captain."
"Is that what you call it, Admiral?"
"Call what?"
"The Twi'lek pr0n you're reading."
-Grand Admiral Thrawn and Captain Gilead Pellaeon, Heir to the Empire