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Favourite line from Star Wars?

"Deppa, you're fucking blind. That's what you get for trying to lift my bad motherfucking wallet."
-Mace Windu to Deppa Bilbao, Shatterpoint
 
"What do you get when you cross a Hutt and a missile launcher?"
"I don't know, Anakin. What do you get?"
"A lot of banana slugs."
-Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi, The Approaching Storm
 
"We have to go back!"
"What?"
"It's Luke. He's feeling me up with the Force and I need to slap him!"
-Leia Organa and Lando Calrissian, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
 
This isnt the spam you are looking for.
 
"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE," - Jar Jar
 
Put that cock away your going to get us all killed - Princess Liea ANH
 
"YEAH, GIT 'IM DAD!" - Boba Fett

Oh, wait, that really happened.
 
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside." - Han Solo, before eating out Princess Leia
 
"Now witness the power of this ARMED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL microwave oven!"
 
Suck my cock its blackpool rock - Chewbacca, every line.
 
"When I said I could arrange for you to kiss a Wookiee, I didn't fucking expect you to take me up on that!"
-Han Solo to Leia Organa, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
 
"Angry Wookiees are known to rip out people's arms from their sockets and rape them with it."
-Han Solo to Threepio, Episode IV: A New Hope
 
"It's a TRAP! ... door."
-Admiral Ackbar, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
 
"I r teh ev1l~1! All ur base are belong to me!1!1111!!!"
-Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, initiating Order 66, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
 
"I CAN'T STOP PLAYING WITH MY WILLY, IT'S LIKE A STICK, MASTER!"

Anakin to Qui-Gon, The Phantom Menace.
 
"Jam Wessel...GET THE TABLES!" - Jango Fett
 
"Emperor's black bones... JAINA SOLO, IF I TOLD YOU ONCE, I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES! DON'T USE CHEWBACCA AS A THROW RUG!"
-Leia Organa-Solo to Jaina Solo, sometime just prior to the Hand of Thrawn incident.
 
"Leia, marry me."
-Luke Skywalker to Leia Organa, Episode IV: A New Hope
 
"Hey Vader, introduce yourself!" - Tarkin

"No way!" - Vader

"Introduce yourself!" - Tarkin

"Okay!" - Vader
 
Actually my favourite line was the cocaine in Carrie Fishers dressing room in ESB.
 
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