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Fellow trolls...

Acrimonious said:
Hooray for copy and paste... What do you want, a cookie?
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Nah, I'd much prefer a can of tuna or maybe a nice rat. I oughta get nice and fat around here. What do you want, a hairball? Yeah, I'm a fucking cat. The Valhallian cat.

 
quantum cat said:
Fellow Trolls, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no TKer deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as castes and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.

The old order is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom; a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection?

The devastation wrought by the traitors is self-evident. We have seen old friendships destroyed by the calculated moves of the Shattered Corpse scum. We have seen first-hand our greatest trolls consumed nightmarish decadence. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.

The time has come my fellow Trolls, to rally to a new banner.


In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, not capitulating to a single throne!
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Hi Raffles.
 
Well, I'm claiming the last post of this thread. Just like I plan on claiming the last post of every thread in this damn forum.
 
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