Festivus 2021 Countdown thread

[Dr Dave]

 

[Loktar]

I got a lot of problems with you people!!!





(Not really)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who's doing the feats of strength this year?

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie, Eggs, and Loktar in a tables, ladders, and angry ferret match.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie, Eggs, and Loktar in a tables, ladders, and angry ferret match.

I've got my wrasslin' tights on and I'm rarin' to go. I've been practicing my Rikishi stinkface.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie can do the worm.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Cassie, Eggs, and Loktar in a tables, ladders, and angry ferret match.

I'll rent the ferrets, I ain't gettin' on no tables or ladders.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's fine, but you get to put them down Loktar's pants then.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Like there's anywhere else to put them!

 

[Loktar]

That's fine, but you get to put them down Loktar's pants then.

If Eggs can get past my stinkface cloud, and the ferrets survive the gas. I'll be shirtless so Eggs will need to get past my stinky pits as well.

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar is playing hard to get…

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Loktar]

 

[Dr Dave]

He all but admits it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's going to marry a carrot!

 

[Loktar]

He's going to marry a carrot!

Yes. And since carrots are good for your eyes, I won't need my glasses much longer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]