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FHM 100 sexiest 2007 is out...

Heroes started before I had broadband I think, then I was going to watch it on Sci-Fi but the picture is shite and not even proper widescreen which is a fucking disgrace in this day and age IMMMHO and people were saying it would be on BBC "soon" with a great picture and everything and everything and everything but it hasn't been yet but I like 17 year old cheerleaders. AND WHISKY YOU KNOW WHO IMOGEN IS YOU LYING OX.
 
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1. Jessica Alba - You would, but not NUMBER 1 "You would"
2. Keeley Hazell - I like her. She's fit as.
3. Eva Longoria - Yeah, but a bit eh at times.
4. Adriana Lima - Don't know whow this is.
5. Scarlett Johansson - Fit as. Oh yes.
6. Hayden Panettiere - Who?
7. Cheryl Tweedy - I can't fucking stand her
8. Angelina Jolie - Does nothing for me
9. Emily Scott - Who?
10. Elisha Cuthbert - Oh yes.
11. Eva Mendes - Yes, exotically pretty.
12. Keira Knightley - Not worthy of a top 20 these days IMO, but you still would
13. Evangeline Lilly - Oh yes
14. Christina Aguilera - Yeah. Other days - no
15. Rachel Stevens - She's still got it.
16. Kelly Brook - 15 places too low
17. Sarah Harding
18. Beyonce Knowles - Gone right off her. Fat, horrible thighs.
19. Alessandra Ambrosio
20. Cameron Diaz - She was nice a while back, but she's skinny, greasy & spotty under that make up.
21. Jessica Simpson - Fuck off and die.
22. Nicole Scherzinger
23. Gemma Atkinson
24. Jessica Biel - She's lovely.
25. Kate Middleton
26. Holly Willoughby
27. Nadine Coyle
28. Carmen Electra - Fuck off. Dirty, old & smelly.
29. Avril Lavigne - Yeah. She's now fit as.
30. Lindsay Lohan - So she's higher than Natalie Portman? I WOULDN'T GET MY COCK ANYWHERE NEAR THIS MUNTER.
31. Charlotte McKenna
32. Charlize Theron - Not these days.
33. Halle Berry - Yep. Lovely.
34. Rachel Bilson
35. Jennifer Aniston - Still in the top 40? Nah.
36. Eva Green
37. Abigail Clancy
38. Joss Stone - I like her. Pretty damn fit.
39. Hilary Duff - Get bent.
40. Kate Beckinsale - Fake. Horrible.
41. Hayley Parsons
42. Roxanne McKee
43. Jennifer Love Hewitt - Ugly. Nice rack.
44. Maria Sharapova - Nice legs, but annoying, bad boobs & spotty.
45. Sienna Miller
46. Billie Piper - Seriously ugly. How does she even get in this list?
47. Nicola Roberts
48. Holly Valance - I'd do some nasty things to Holly
49. Ali Larter - She's not all that, kids
50. Anna Kournikova - You still would
51. Ana Beatriz Barros
52. Gisele Bundchen
53. Peaches Geldof - Hahahahahaah! WHAT???? She's MUNT.
54. Britney Spears - Right, you're having a laugh now?
55. Rihanna
56. Natalie Portman - LOWER THAN PEACHES AND BRITNEY? WTF???
57. Mischa Barton - Self obsessed Diva.
58. Imogen Thomas
59. Michelle Ryan - Yeah, RIGHT. Not in my top MILLION
60. Petra Nemcova
61. Kimberley Walsh
62. Kayleigh Pearson
63. Tanya Robinson
64. Alexa Chung
65. Charlotte Church - NO WAY
66. Amii Grove
67. Myleene Klass - I like her. Plus she's smart as.
68. Kate Moss - She's getting fitter IMHO
69. Fearne Cotton - Pretty at times, but amazingly annoying.
70. Holly Newberry
71. Vikki Blows
72. Nikki Sanderson
73. Rosario Dawson - Oh yes.
74. Jenna Jameson - Not based on recent pictures. She's a leathery boneyard now.
75. Kirsten Dunst - Mmmmm.
76. Danielle Lloyd ?????
77. Tera Patrick
78. Joanna Krupa
79. Tricia Helfer - 50 places up the list?
80. Abi Titmuss - YEAH, OK - WHATEVER.
81. Charlotte Marshall
82. Noemie Lenoir
83. Michelle Marsh - Thick as shit, and twice as runny.
84. Sophie Howard - Cracking pair of natural norks, but that's it.
85. Jenni Falconer
86. Kara Tointon
87. Jennifer Ellison - Fine in my book, so long as she doesn't speak.
88. Melissa Theuriau
89. Jaime Pressly - Top 30 material, at least.
90. Sophia Bush
91. Jennifer Garner
92. Lucy Pinder - Another Lad's Mag Dumbox. GO AWAY.
93. Georgie Thompson
94. Heidi Range
95. Abi Harding
96. Melanie Slade
97. Pamela Anderson - Oh please. She's had it. Did she ever have it?
98. Emma Watson - Horrible. Sorry - too young, and normal looking,
99. Ziyi Zhang - Yep.
100. Lacey Turner - Who?
 
whisky said:
1. Jessica Alba extremly overated
2. Keeley Hazell who?
3. Eva Longoria who?
4. Adriana Lima who?
5. Scarlett Johansson Nice tats
6. Hayden Panettiere who?
7. Cheryl Tweedy who?
8. Angelina Jolie fish lips
9. Emily Scott who?
10. Elisha Cuthbert nice, could do with bigger norks though
11. Eva Mendes who?
12. Keira Knightley nice, needs bigger jugs
13. Evangeline Lilly good arse
14. Christina Aguilera scrubed up nice
15. Rachel Stevens who?
16. Kelly Brook soooo 1990s
17. Sarah Harding who?
18. Beyonce Knowles foxy
19. Alessandra Ambrosio who?
20. Cameron Diaz not as fit as she used to be
21. Jessica Simpson nice, needs bigger tits
22. Nicole Scherzinger who?
23. Gemma Atkinson who?
24. Jessica Biel wishes she was Alba
25. Kate Middleton who?
26. Holly Willoughby who?
27. Nadine Coyle who?
28. Carmen Electra looks good naked
29. Avril Lavigne are you fucking kidding me?
30. Lindsay Lohan too much up Mals arse
31. Charlotte McKenna who?
32. Charlize Theron ooooohhh yeah
33. Halle Berry nice face, shame about the boobs
34. Rachel Bilson who?
35. Jennifer Aniston how you doing?
36. Eva Green who?
37. Abigail Clancy who?
38. Joss Stone stoned more like
39. Hilary Duff is she up the?
40. Kate Beckinsale it would be nice to see her wearing something other than black leather in a film
41. Hayley Parsons who?
42. Roxanne McKee who?
43. Jennifer Love Hewitt I bet she does
44. Maria Sharapova who?
45. Sienna Miller who?
46. Billie Piper nice face, needs bigger jubblies
47. Nicola Roberts who?
48. Holly Valance meh
49. Ali Larter who?
50. Anna Kournikova lesser
51. Ana Beatriz Barros who?
52. Gisele Bundchen who?
53. Peaches Geldof who?
54. Britney Spears wtf, I say, wtf?
55. Rihanna who?
56. Natalie Portman nice face, could use bigger mellons
57. Mischa Barton who?
58. Imogen Thomas who?
59. Michelle Ryan Ricky!
60. Petra Nemcova who?
61. Kimberley Walsh who?
62. Kayleigh Pearson who?
63. Tanya Robinson who?
64. Alexa Chung who?
65. Charlotte Church I like her, nice baps
66. Amii Grove who?
67. Myleene Klass who?
68. Kate Moss I cant see her, shes stood behind a pencil
69. Fearne Cotton too everywhere at the moment, annoying
70. Holly Newberry who?
71. Vikki Blows I bet she does
72. Nikki Sanderson who?
73. Rosario Dawson should be higher on list
74. Jenna Jameson 20 years ago maybe
75. Kirsten Dunst overated
76. Danielle Lloyd overexposed
77. Tera Patrick who?
78. Joanna Krupa who?
79. Tricia Helfer should have been at number 6
80. Abi Titmuss ho
81. Charlotte Marshall who?
82. Noemie Lenoir who?
83. Michelle Marsh who?
84. Sophie Howard who?
85. Jenni Falconer who?
86. Kara Tointon who?
87. Jennifer Ellison who?
88. Melissa Theuriau who?
89. Jaime Pressly now she is hot, if she had to be this far down at least they could have had her at 69
90. Sophia Bush does she shave it?
91. Jennifer Garner nah
92. Lucy Pinder who?
93. Georgie Thompson who?
94. Heidi Range who?
95. Abi Harding who?
96. Melanie Slade who?
97. Pamela Anderson hello, its 1987 on the phone for you
98. Emma Watson peodo alert
99. Ziyi Zhang bless you
100. Lacey Turner who?
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You don't know who Kate Middleton is? Do you watch the news?
 
Not as often as I used to.

Its usually Ceebeebies now around that time.
 
She's Prince William's ex and she's nothing special at all.
 
Captain Janeway at #47?! That better be an in-joke!!!
 
NO NIKKI
 
Must be nearly time for the 2008 list. PREDICTION: Natalie beaten by Peaches Geldof, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan again, no Michelle or Anna, Jessica Alba or that bint from Desperate Housewives number one.
 
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