FHM 100 sexiest 2010 (annotated)

[CaptainWacky]

Obviously this list is completely obsolete thanks to the Wacky Hot One Hundred (still on the first page if you haven't read it yet!), but we always take a look at it in the MF, SO HERE IT IS, UNMOLESTED FIRST, COMMENTS TO FOLLOW.

1. Cheryl Tweedy
2. Megan Fox
3. Marissa Miller
4. Frankie Sandford
5. Keeley Hazell
6. Kristen Stewart
7. Kelly Brook
8. Adriana Lima
9. Jessica Alba
10. Abbey Clancy
11. Eva Mendes
12. Hayden Panettiere
13. Kaya Scodelario
14. Mila Kunis
15. Tulisa
16. Audrina Patridge
17. Diora Baird
18. Olivia Wilde
19. Una Healy
20. Ashley Greene
21. Eliza Dushku
22. Gemma Arterton
23. Scarlett Johansson
24. Zoe Saldana
25. Amber Heard
26. Summer Glau
27. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
28. Kristen Kreuk
29. Emma Watson
30. Michelle Keegan
31. Jessica Biel
32. Rachel Stevens
33. Elisha Cuthbert
34. Rachel Bilson
35. Sarah Harding
36. Miranda Kerr
37. Katy Perry
38. Alessandra Ambrosio
39. Elizabeth Banks
40. Dannii Minogue
41. Kate Beckinsale
42. Vanessa Hudgens
43. Rihanna
44. Britney Spears
45. Pixie Lott
46. Jennifer Metcalfe
47. Evangeline Lilly
48. Rachel McAdams
49. Michelle Ryan
50. Doutzen Kroes
51. Holly Willoughby
52. Olivia Munn
53. Kristen Bell
54. Keira Knightley
55. Ana Ivanovic
56. Charlize Theron
57. Bar Refaeli
58. January Jones
59. Nadine Coyle
60. Taylor Swift
61. Candice Swanepoel
62. Emily Atack
63. Natalie Portman
64. Beyonce
65. Elin Nordegren
66. Kara Tointon
67. Gabriella Cilmi
68. Olga Kurylenko
69. Jessica Michibata
70. Angelina Jolie
71. Lily Allen
72. Katie Cassidy
73. Nicole Scherzinger
74. Zoe Salmon
75. Alexandra Burke
76. Blake Lively
77. Rosie Jones
78. Christina Hendricks
79. Shakira
80. Lindsay Lohan
81. Jennifer Aniston
82. Sugababes
83. Charlotte Church
84. Vikki Blows
85. Christine Bleakley
86. Helen Flanagan
87. Danielle Lineker
88. Sienna Miller
89. Sasha Grey
90. Alice Coulthard
91. Ali Larter
92. Lady Gaga
93. Georgie Thompson
94. Gisele Bundchen
95. Eva Longoria
96. Lacey Turner
97. Freida Pinto
98. Rochelle Wiseman
99. Billie Piper
100. Elle Liberachi

 

[CaptainWacky]

1. Cheryl Tweedy - Again? She's pretty, but come on, this is an obvious sympathy vote. Boring.
2. Megan Fox - Her face cannot even make human expressions. I am not a fan.
3. Marissa Miller - Googled and still have no idea how she's so high. Just a generic hot blond.
4. Frankie Sandford - Googled and she looks cute and somewhat elflike...but fourth? Really?
5. Keeley Hazell - She's always on these things and I still don't care.
6. Kristen Stewart - What? She's hot sometimes but a bit grubby at others and no sane person could have her in sixth place.
7. Kelly Brook - Finally someone worthy of being in the top ten!
8. Adriana Lima - Hot.
9. Jessica Alba - Does anyone actually like her? Do people just automatically vote for her on "hot woman" lists?
10. Abbey Clancy - She's fucking a footballer apparently. Nothing special.
11. Eva Mendes - Doesn't really stick out on google image search.
12. Hayden Panettiere - Okay, this list isn't legit at all. NO ONE watches Heroes in 2010 and certainly not enough people to get her 12th place. Plus the fact that SHE ISN'T HOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.
13. Kaya Scodelario - She's nice. But too high.
14. Mila Kunis - Yes, I like her.
15. Tulisa - AHAHAHAHAHA, no.
16. Audrina Patridge - I have no idea.
17. Diora Baird - Don't know. Should I keep googling them?
18. Olivia Wilde - Yes, she's hot. And close to her ranking on the Wacky Hot One Hundred. I approve.
19. Una Healy - Don't know who she is but she looks fairly hot, yes.
20. Ashley Greene - *shrugs*
21. Eliza Dushku - I don't really like her much.
22. Gemma Arterton - Yes, she's hot.
23. Scarlett Johansson - Obviously I approve! Should be higher.
24. Zoe Saldana - YES. I like her face.
25. Amber Heard - Still not sure who she is but she's hot.
26. Summer Glau - See, they've had quite a few good people in a row now...
27. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley - And back to people I don't know.
28. Kristen Kreuk - She's cute. Don't deny it.
29. Emma Watson - I like her face.
30. Michelle Keegan - Right, I'm gonig to stop googling ones I don't know unless I vaguely think I know them.
31. Jessica Biel - Hot, but as TOMTREK said she's never in anything good.
32. Rachel Stevens - Seriously?
33. Elisha Cuthbert - She's still around?
34. Rachel Bilson
35. Sarah Harding
36. Miranda Kerr
37. Katy Perry - I like her.
38. Alessandra Ambrosio
39. Elizabeth Banks - I'm fairly sure she's hot but I wouldn't want to commit.
40. Dannii Minogue - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No one in the entire world would ever vote for her.
41. Kate Beckinsale - I'm not a huge fan but she's alright.
42. Vanessa Hudgens - Nah.
43. Rihanna - She's a bit too weird looking now.
44. Britney Spears - NO. FUCK OFF.
45. Pixie Lott - Generic pop slut. Better than Britney.
46. Jennifer Metcalfe
47. Evangeline Lilly - One of my favourites. But apparently not hot enough to beat BRITNEY SPEARS.
48. Rachel McAdams - YOU HAPPY, MAL?
49. Michelle Ryan - She's gorwn on me. I like her.
50. Doutzen Kroes
51. Holly Willoughby - She has tits.
52. Olivia Munn - I think she's quite overrated.
53. Kristen Bell - Cute.
54. Keira Knightley - Umm, no. Not in 2010.
55. Ana Ivanovic
56. Charlize Theron - She's nice.
57. Bar Refaeli
58. January Jones - I googled because of her name. Looks alright?
59. Nadine Coyle
60. Taylor Swift - Her eyes are a bit too slanty.
61. Candice Swanepoel
62. Emily Atack - Googled. She's the one from The Inbetweeners with the big tits. Okay I guess.
63. Natalie Portman - SIXTY THREE? Easily the best girl on the list (there's someone else who isn't on it) but can you expect from FHM readers?
64. Beyonce - She's quite hot.
65. Elin Nordegren
66. Kara Tointon
67. Gabriella Cilmi - Googled. Looks hot I think.
68. Olga Kurylenko
69. Jessica Michibata
70. Angelina Jolie - Never been a huge fan but I'm surprised she's not higher.
71. Lily Allen - She's attractive!
72. Katie Cassidy
73. Nicole Scherzinger - BORDERLINE.
74. Zoe Salmon
75. Alexandra Burke - WHAT THE FUCK?
76. Blake Lively - Oh, the one with the weird face from Gossip Girl makes the list but not Michelle Trachtenberg. She's not bad.
77. Rosie Jones
78. Christina Hendricks - Should be higher.
79. Shakira - Hottest singer on the list, in my opinion. Should be higher.
80. Lindsay Lohan - NO.
81. Jennifer Aniston - NO.
82. Sugababes - Umm, why are they on as one person but GIRLS ALOUD count as seperate people?
83. Charlotte Church - I knid of liked her in a guilty pleasure way in the past.
84. Vikki Blows
85. Christine Bleakley - Is that her real skin colour?
86. Helen Flanagan
87. Danielle Lineker
88. Sienna Miller - She's hot.
89. Sasha Grey
90. Alice Coulthard
91. Ali Larter - Not really list worthy but still hotter than Hayden.
92. Lady Gaga - ...
93. Georgie Thompson
94. Gisele Bundchen
95. Eva Longoria
96. Lacey Turner
97. Freida Pinto - FOR EGGS.
98. Rochelle Wiseman - Randomly googled and looks nice?
99. Billie Piper - Yet Karen Gillan isn't even on the list.
100. Elle Liberachi

Yeah, it's shit.

 

[FBI parte due]

Jessica Alba is the compromise candidate because nobody can really deny that she fulfills the minimum requirements for being "hot."

P.S. KEELEY HAZELL IS PRETTY HOT TOO.

 

[The Tomtrek]

GARBAGE LIST.

MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON.

FUCK FHM.

 

[FBI parte due]

What does the "..." next to Lady Gaga's entry mean?

 

[Tisiphone]

That list is utter bullshit. Ugh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What does the "..." next to Lady Gaga's entry mean?

Having Lady GaGa on a 100 Sexiest list speaks for itself!

Oooh, Keeley Hazell was in your av for a while, wasn't she? Yeah, she's hot.

 

[Cassie]

I like Wacky's list better because I've heard of most of the people on it. I can't believe they still have Lindsey and Brittney on the list.. THEY'RE NOT HOT ANYMORE IF THEY EVER WERE.

 

[Mirah]

I looked up Diora Baird. I say yes. Are those real?

Amber Heard is cute.



I'm trying to google the ones you said you didn't. This is hard work Wacky! Michelle Keegan is NOT worth it.

My pictures fubard. I'm done. Good list Wacky! I mean I like your comments.

 

[Cassie]

I don't think they are real.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They don't look real, but if they are it's impressive.

 

[jack]

Is it true that Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite?

 

[CaptainWacky]

is it

 

[Fuddlemiff]

There's so much wrong with that list I wouldn't know where to start. Thankyou for taking that bullet, Wacky.

 

[headvoid]

I do not like large breasts. This makes me and the FHM list incompatible.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why didn't they have the token "comedy" entry this year (like Marge Simpson or the pope in a dress or something)?

 

[The Tomtrek]

It was Hayden.

 

[Tisiphone]

I do not like large breasts. This makes me and the FHM list incompatible.

That just sounds wrong. Perhaps my large breasts are just hurt now.

 

[Loktar]

I do not like large breasts. This makes me and the FHM list incompatible.

Large breasts are good(C,D cup). Comically large breasts(K cup) are not.