CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
So I decided to go to Canada and tell Anna Paquin that I had made 50,000 posts and luckily she was the first person I saw when I stepped off the submarine (I took a submarine.)
"Hello there!" I said.
"Who are you?" she asked.
"Complicated answer required!" I laughed, with a twinkle in my eye. "I am nothing and everything. I am empty and full. I am a serial killer with no victims. I am an animal that thinks. I am a man with no brain. I am a brain with no body. I am the body. I am. I dream but I don't sleep. I wake but I don't live. I'm CaptainWacky, bitch."
"That's nice," she said. "BUT I'M NOT REALLY ANNA PAQUIN!"
She ripped off her face revealing it was just a RUBBER MASK and she was TOM CRUISE like in Mission Impossible you see.
"HAHAHA," he said. "Now witness the power of this ARMED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL battle station!"
His ears dropped off and blew up with a small bang.
"Umm...okay, plan B!" he said and took out a bottled marked suicide pills. He greedily gulped one down then handed the bottle to me. "Here, take one!"
"No thanks I've just eaten a nigerian baby," I said, cooly.
"Oh shit," said Cruise and dropped dead.
"VICTORY IS LIFE!" said a Jem Hadar.
"Wait a minute...is this a DREAM!?" I said.
I awoke with a start. Then I woke AGAIN for you see the first time I had actually just DREAMED that I was waking like when that happens in EVERY tv show ever when they have a dream sequence remember.
"Huh", I said. "At least I don't have AIDS!"
"Hello there!" I said.
"Who are you?" she asked.
"Complicated answer required!" I laughed, with a twinkle in my eye. "I am nothing and everything. I am empty and full. I am a serial killer with no victims. I am an animal that thinks. I am a man with no brain. I am a brain with no body. I am the body. I am. I dream but I don't sleep. I wake but I don't live. I'm CaptainWacky, bitch."
"That's nice," she said. "BUT I'M NOT REALLY ANNA PAQUIN!"
She ripped off her face revealing it was just a RUBBER MASK and she was TOM CRUISE like in Mission Impossible you see.
"HAHAHA," he said. "Now witness the power of this ARMED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL battle station!"
His ears dropped off and blew up with a small bang.
"Umm...okay, plan B!" he said and took out a bottled marked suicide pills. He greedily gulped one down then handed the bottle to me. "Here, take one!"
"No thanks I've just eaten a nigerian baby," I said, cooly.
"Oh shit," said Cruise and dropped dead.
"VICTORY IS LIFE!" said a Jem Hadar.
"Wait a minute...is this a DREAM!?" I said.
I awoke with a start. Then I woke AGAIN for you see the first time I had actually just DREAMED that I was waking like when that happens in EVERY tv show ever when they have a dream sequence remember.
"Huh", I said. "At least I don't have AIDS!"
