Filipino Box Spring Hog

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Well I hung on to Mary's stump
I danced with a soldiers glee

 

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With a rum-soaked crook
And a big fat laugh
I spent my last dollar on thee

 

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I saw Bill Bones gave him a yell
Kehoe spiked the nog

 

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With a chain link fence
And a scrap iron jaw
Cookin up a Filipino box spring hog

 

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Cookin up a Filipino box spring hog

 

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Spider rode in from Hollister Berm
On a one-eyed stolen mare

 

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Donned himself with the chicken fat
Sawin on a jawbone violin there

 

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Kathleen was sittin down
In little reds recovery room
In her criminal underwear bra

 

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I was naked to the waist
With my fierce black hound
And I'm cookin up a Filipino box spring hog

 

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Cookin up a Filipino box spring hog

 

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Cookin up a Filipino box spring hog

 

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Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bey

 

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Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say

 

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Gotta slap that hog
Roll him over twice

 

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Gotta baste him with a sweeping broom

 

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You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs

 

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Cooking up a Filipino box spring hog
Cooking up a Filipino box spring hog

 

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Rattlesnake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty in a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree

 

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And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especial for you

 

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Worse won a prize for her Bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs