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Film facts - the lies edition

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These are film facts *

In the original police adacamy movie, The actor playing Commondant Lassard received a real blow job from a real whore during that scene, and required 47 takes.









* All made up
 
During the filming of Rain Man, Tom Cruise was tragically killed on set. The producers of the film were forced to hire a Voodoo Priestess to revive him.


As is evinced in his subsequent roles.
 
Peter O'Tool and Richard Harris are actully the same person.
 
During production of Titanic, director James Cameron decided to cut costs by drowning 500 Mexicans to use as floating bodies.
 
Harrison Ford said "I know" to Carrie Fisher's "I love you" because he thought she said "I love Roo!" "Roo" was the nickname on set for George Lucas after an asian actor in the first movie (he played the stormtrooper that bumped his head) called him "Roo-cas" becasue he couldn't pronounce "Lucas". And Carrie Fisher's love of Roo or "Uncle George" as she also called him was well known.
 
The line "Thanks for coming after me" from Han to Luke in ROTJ was not scripted. It was adlibbed by Ford to thank Hamil for actually coming after him in in a drug fuelled orgy the night before with Carrie Fisher, the Twilek dancer and the dwarves who played the Ewoks.
 
In Raiders of the lost ark, when Indy shoots the arab, it was such an ad lib that they forgot they still had live rounds in the gun.

This is one of the major causes of the rift between americans and arabs today.
 
Kirk was originally going to die in the first 3 minutes of Star Trek: The Motion Picture and be replaced by Decker as captain, who wouldn't mention Kirk once for the whole movie.
 
There is no such person as Keanu Reeves. It is a sophisticated animitronic puppet which takes 16 people to operate.
 
During shooting of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Jack Nicholson achieved his famed Lobotomized state, after Will Sampson (who played Chief Bromden), pinned him down, ass-raped him, then forced him to suck his shit-covered cock, whilst shouting "It's Juicy Fruit, bitch".
 
Natalie Portman didn't really shave her head for V for Vendetta. She just died her hair flesh coloured.
 
Natalie Woods death during the filming of dreamscape, a sci fi film about recording the passage of a soul after death, was an early example of method acting taken to the max.
 
OFF TOPIC: Didn't Christopher Walken murder her?
 
CaptainWacky said:
OFF TOPIC: Didn't Christopher Walken murder her?
Nobody knows for sure. But he was on the boat with her and RJ Wagner the night she drowned. And nobody has uttered a peep about that night since.

FILM FACT: Jar-Jar was not CGI. They found him living in a Dow Chemical factory dumpster; they taught him English, and got him a SAG card saying he was Rodney Dangerfield's bastard son.
 
Star Trek 11 was secretly filmed in the 70's by soviet spies.
 
Star Trek IV was supposed to include William "Refrigerator" Perry and Gene Gene the Dancing Machine doing the Super Bowl Shuffle, but it was cut out of respect for Gene Gene, who developed heartburn from the craft services table.
 
Danny Glover and Mel Gibson hated each other so much during the first leathal weapon film, that in all sequals they were filmed seperatly and matted into the shot in post production
 
^ I didn't even know Danny Glover was Jewish! :shock:

FACT: Gene Hackman did not act in the scenes where his character was in drag in The Birdcage. He refused to dress as a woman, so they asked Bea Arthur to stand in for him.
 
Gene Hackman was so pissed off at people mistaking him for Gene Wilder, that he had RIchard Pryor killed as a warning for Wilder to get out of acting.
 
Gene Hackman received top billing for Superman because of a game of strip poker with Christopher Reeve. Winner got top billing. Hackman had actually lost, and was about to remove his boxers, when Reeve suddenly shielded his eyes and said, "NO WAY MAN, JUST TAKE IT, WHATEVER."
 
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