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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
 
Whats the vektor Victor?
 
Goddamn I said. GODDAMN.
 
Get the damn screwdiver out of my head!

(Return of the Living Dead II)
 
I don't wanna kill you and you don't wanna be dead.
 
Vincent:Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
 
"Oh my God, you do, you love him, you want to marry him and have like ten thousand of his babies."

~American Beauty

"Love you, love everything about you, thinkin' about being you for Halloween..."

~Jack-Will & Grace
 
i've come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of gum.
 
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all the excitement I sort of forgot myself but, being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it will take you head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
 
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.



They won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.
 
don't worry kid, that's why god gave us two.
 
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!

(that' cuts off the other two quotes I'd use...but what the hell)
 
open the pod bay doors, HAL!
 
play it sam. play it! you played it for her, you can play it for me.
 
"Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently-targeting particle beam phalanx. Vvwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We've got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs... We got sonic e-lectronic ball-breakers! We got nukes. We got knives... sharp sticks..."
 
I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
 
I'll tell you in another life: when we're both cats!
 
Well...more wealth than you can imagine!

I dunno...I can imagine quite a bit.
 
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