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37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

In a row?
 
That's one small step for a Groover, boys; one giant leap...for Weenie-kind!
 
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
 
But why do I gotta be Mr. Pink?
 
Anywhere you go, there you are.
 
And I don't know or care if this one's been done already but...

He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him. I will chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames and still not give him up!
 
What's it about?

Smallpox.

The disease?

No, the dessert topping, Josh.
 
I don't know how to cook chicken. Jerk!
 
Its officially nippy, so say my nips
 
Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?
 
Well, how'd you get the beans above the frank?
 
OH YEAH, DON'T DRIVE ON THE RAILROAD TRACKS!

um, phil, that's one that i happen to agree with...
 
THE SHERIFF IS A NI*CLANG!*
What'd he say?
I think he said "the sheriff is near."
 
The life of a repo man is always intense.
 
Mecca-lekka-hi, mecca-hiney-ho.
 
Master Blaster runs Bartertown.
 
You bought a cemetary? This is great! "Chuck and Bill's Cemetary"! People gotta die, why don't they die for us? Hey Chuck! This one's full! You should've bought an empty one!
 
I poked at it with a stick!
 
I don't avoid women, Mandrake. I simply deny them my fluids.
 
Come to me, Superman! I defy you! Come and kneel before Zod! Zod!
 
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