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I hate snakes, Jaques. I hate them!
 
It's flying something behind it and I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner and it says H A P P Y... T H A N K S... giving... from W... K... R... P! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight. The 'copter seems to circling the parking area now. I guess it's looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to earth from only two thousand feet in the air... There's a third... No parachutes yet... They can't be skydivers. I can't tell just yet what they are but... Oh my God! They're turkeys! Oh no! Johnny can you get this? Oh, they're crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone's running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about. The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Folks, I don't know how much longer... The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to step inside. I can't stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can't go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this. I don't know how much longer I can hold my position here, Johnny. The crowd--

Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les isn't there. Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. For those of you who've just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.

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As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
 
Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn.
 
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
 
Did you just cockblock McLovin?
 
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I think you knocked something loose, lover.
 
Hate mail from third-graders!
 
o/~ "When you're a Professional Piiiiiiraaateeee..."
 
I yams what I yams and thats all that I yams. Says Popeye the Sailor Man.
 
Welcome to prime time, BITCH!
 
That’s just the attitude we don’t need, Phil. Sure, Mohawk has beaten us 12 years in a row. Sure, they’re terrific athletes. They’ve got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they’re sending over here has their own personal masseuse. Not masseur. Masseuse. But, it doesn’t matter. Do you know that every Mohawk competitor has electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests every 48 hours to see if there’s any change in his physical condition. Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany, and the newest Olympic power, Trinidad Tobago. But, it doesn’t matter. It just doesn’t matter.

And Even...and even if we win...if we win... Ha! Even if we win. Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days. Even if God in Heaven above comes down and points His hand at our side of the field. Even if everyman woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win. It just wouldn’t matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guy from Mohawk cause they’ve got all the money. It just doesn’t matter if we win or we lose. It just doesn’t matter! It just doesn’t matter! It just doesn't matter!
 
Two days ago I saw a rig that'll pull that tanker. You want out of here? You come to me.
 
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
 
Cy-Kill: [about Leader-1] That GoBot has more lives than a cat!
 
He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
 
I'm your Huckleberry.
 
I. Have HAD! Enough!
Of YOU!
 
That'll be the day.
 
Danny! Don't encourage the car to be vioelent!
 
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