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Don't you know that in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
 
My overtures were brutally rejected.
 
I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
 
Now listen carefully: Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To give him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise.
And do not mention Frodo, or the Ring.
And say nothing of Aragorn either.
In fact, it's better if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took.
 
IS THIS SOMETHING YOU CAN SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING LARRY?
 
from the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy...
 
The Buddha said we’re all pretending to be someone else, but who was the Buddha pretending to be? You don’t seem like you’re pretending to be anyone else, Reese. Maybe you’re pretending to be yourself? Maybe the Buddha was pretending to be the Buddha. Yeah, that makes sense.
 
Where zen ends; ass-kicking begins.
 
If I had a dick, this is when I'd tell you to suck it.
 
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Let me go ahead and share alittle something special with you that i like to call Perry's perspective: one, if someone is standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and can't decide what they want in the half hour it took to get to the register then i should be allowed to kill them; two, i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn; three, and most importantly of all, the only way to be respected as a doctor and a man is to be an island, you are born alone, you damn sure die alone. isn't that right spike? the point is, and you might want to jot this down, only the weak need help.
 
Wolfman's got nards!
 
(I';m too lazy to see if I did that one already)
 
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