Final argument against the Death Penalty

[Mentalist]

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."

 

[BlazerBoy]

I asked my mother why she supported the death penalty, and she said, "Because some people deserve to die." Undeterred, I asked her if she would personally oversee an execution, and after a moment she said "No.", but after a pause, she said, "Howver, I would pay taxes to the government to have them do it for me."

This is from a person with a medical degree, charged with saving human lives. I asked her if it bothered her in the least that she lived in a progressive modern democracy that authorized the mandated execution of its own citizens, and she said, "Nope. Thank god that they do."

I wish I was adopted.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FOOL OF A TOOKIE!

(I know I already used that once.)

 

[BlazerBoy]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

That is so wrong, its hilarious.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't advocate state-sponsored execution. One-on-one murder is much more fun, and costs much less.

 

[RobL]

I asked my mother why she supported the death penalty, and she said, "Because some people deserve to die." Undeterred, I asked her if she would personally oversee an execution, and after a moment she said "No.", but after a pause, she said, "Howver, I would pay taxes to the government to have them do it for me."

This is from a person with a medical degree, charged with saving human lives. I asked her if it bothered her in the least that she lived in a progressive modern democracy that authorized the mandated execution of its own citizens, and she said, "Nope. Thank god that they do."

I wish I was adopted.

Hey, we could live in China, where they execute the fucker by shooting him in the head, charge the famliy for the bullet that killed them, then sell the organs out of the body to rich white westerners for cash.

 

[BlazerBoy]

With a billion+ people over there, why do they need organs from dead prionsers?

 

[RobL]

With a billion+ people over there, why do they need organs from dead prionsers?

Because they are going to kill them anyway, they might as well make a profit.

 

[BlazerBoy]

*Insert off-color racial joke about cheap Chinese food and meat here*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do the Chinese have souls?

 

[BlazerBoy]

Only the ones who live in Seoul do.

 

[headspace]

Do the Chinese have souls?

Yes, they are just not worth quite as much. The exchange rate sucks as well.

I heard you can only get 5 to the Euro soul now

 

[CaptainWacky]

Final argument against Interacial Marriage = King Kong.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Was that quote from J.R.R. Tolkien after he took a massive hit of Peruvian Gold?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes.