Finish the Sentence

[SSgt_Sniper]

blow bigger stuff up.

I find it helps.....

 

[Conchaga]

to use lube instead of spit.

Whenever I take a piss...

 

[S. SaDiablo]

I do so sitting down.


The last time I was drunk...

 

[Morrhigan]

The last time I was drunk... I learned that alcohol and anti-depressants are a really, really bad combination.

When I fart in public, I...

 

[Conchaga]

laugh hysterically, letting it die into a slow, embarrased giggle, then blame it on the dude next to me.

When I come in my lover's hair...

 

[I Love Cunt]

She massages it in like a good conditioner.

If I bent over...

 

[MORBO]

THINGS WOULD FALL OUT.

THESE THINGS INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO _____________.

 

[Conchaga]

the kitchen sink, your mom, a small blue whale, and hilary clinton.

When my ass bleeds...

 

[MORBO]

AN ANGEL GETS ITS WINGS.

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD STILL HAS TO _____________

 

[Conchaga]

apply facial cream or the scars from the facelift will be more prominent.

This thread is so lame I want to...

 

[Morrhigan]

...do something to liven it up.

The most ridiculous thing I've ever said was...

 

[Lilith]

.......that my ex best friend's blonde hair looked really good. (It looks horrendous)
I would like to change my....

 

[Neil]

underwear.

If I could magically spirit away (not kill... just make it so they never were) one person from this plane of existence it would be ____________________

 

[WingedWeasel]

Britney Spears.


One thing I would like to change most about myself is__________________

 

[Donovan]

^^...hard to narrow it down. (actually this answer works for both so it stays.)

When I'm bored the first thing I do is _________________________

 

[WingedWeasel]

read a book.


Something seriously overrated is_______________

 

[Bladev1]

handcuffs and police tape.



I like to___________ on your__________

 

[Grammour Boy]

I like to poop on your head.

The nicest thing someone ever said to me was __________.

 

[Bladev1]

FUCK OFF LAME DUAL


Kikin is really just an annoying________________

 

[Conchaga]

guy I've never met.

When people insult me, I...