Finish the Sentence

[WingedWeasel]

I sleep. And snore.


My favorite thing on TV is......

 

[Morrhigan]

My favorite thing on TV is Deadwood.

I hate it when my Mom...

 

[Chatty]

has to be in the hospital.

Hospitals...

 

[cmetrollu]

are for cretins.

When I am sick I get a _____________.

 

[Dor_Jan]

PEANUT BUTTA JELLAH TIME

When I get mad, I reach for _____

 

[cmetrollu]

my prozac prescription.

I am an idiot TK asshole who ______________.

 

[curiousa2z]

doesn't play well with others.



You know it's gonna be one of those days when_______________

 

[WingedWeasel]

you wake up and step in cat vomit.


Remote controls are_______________________.

 

[Chatty]

essential to a happy marriage.

When a man loses his remote control...

 

[Deni]

he better not ask me to go and find it! (His ass should know better by now! )

Mini-blinds are...

 

[Morrhigan]

Mini-blinds are incredibly noisy in the wee hours of the morning when your cat is trying to force its way between the slats so it can sit in the windowsill.

If I don't get my ass in gear...

 

[Gagh]

If I don't get my ass into gear cunt.


Cunt....

 

[WingedWeasel]

Cunt is a good name for the bitch in front of me driving 40 mph in a 65 zone.


Children should be________________

 

[cmetrollu]

cherished and nurtured.

Adults should be _________.

 

[Morrhigan]

Adults should be responsible.

Gagh is obsessed with...

 

[Dark Link]

... that damned furry lobster.

One of these days Alice....

 

[Morrhigan]

One of these days, Alice, pow! right in the kisser!

Happiness is...

 

[WingedWeasel]

Happiness is a swiss cake roll, a starbucks coffee, and a million dollars.


Cranberries are the___________________.

 

[cmetrollu]

bane of kane.

my balls are made of glass, they ___________.

 

[Morrhigan]

...tell the future if you look into them.

Soup is for...