Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Fire fighters were called to the blaze in Erinsbourough's Ramsey Street when local residents began to smell smoke.
"At first I am thinking Loubear has blown from rear but then I am seeing flames!", reported one cretin.
Both victims dead
Officials believe the fire broke out as Ned Parker and Kartya Kinski had sex.
"The frico [friction] of wood against wood started a fire that totally got out of control, mate", claimed one volunteer firefighter. Insurance analysts are estimating that nothing of importance was lost in the blaze. Not everyone is convinced, however. Local twat Zeke had this to say; "Yo, dawg, I had a pair of Pepper's knicks [knickers] in there, I swung by on the 12 10 [???] and they were gono [gone]!"
"At first I am thinking Loubear has blown from rear but then I am seeing flames!", reported one cretin.
Both victims dead
Officials believe the fire broke out as Ned Parker and Kartya Kinski had sex.
"The frico [friction] of wood against wood started a fire that totally got out of control, mate", claimed one volunteer firefighter. Insurance analysts are estimating that nothing of importance was lost in the blaze. Not everyone is convinced, however. Local twat Zeke had this to say; "Yo, dawg, I had a pair of Pepper's knicks [knickers] in there, I swung by on the 12 10 [???] and they were gono [gone]!"
