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FIRE BREAKS OUT IN AUSSIE SUBURB

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Fire fighters were called to the blaze in Erinsbourough's Ramsey Street when local residents began to smell smoke.

"At first I am thinking Loubear has blown from rear but then I am seeing flames!", reported one cretin.

Both victims dead

Officials believe the fire broke out as Ned Parker and Kartya Kinski had sex.

"The frico [friction] of wood against wood started a fire that totally got out of control, mate", claimed one volunteer firefighter. Insurance analysts are estimating that nothing of importance was lost in the blaze. Not everyone is convinced, however. Local twat Zeke had this to say; "Yo, dawg, I had a pair of Pepper's knicks [knickers] in there, I swung by on the 12 10 [???] and they were gono [gone]!"
 
I heard about this on the news.
 
I hope all those other Kartyas are okay. The last thing they need is another bush fire.
 
I heard Paul's wooden leg perished.
 
I'm not surprised, after all, this is the same incident that claimed Max's sideburns.
 
And Summer's Hoyland.
 
wood against wood, bush fire...

lol stop!!!!!
 
stop rapign
 
Dr Dave said:
wood against wood, bush fire...

lol stop!!!!!

they're wooden actors who can't act.
 
HOT BOYD ON BOYD ACTION?
 
*shudders*
 
WHy are Pepper and the guy pretending to be engaged anyway?
 
I dunno, similar dislike for soup?
 
And Katya is the worst car thief ever. Worse than me!
 
Ned thinks having the roof up on a covertable is cool.


FAIL
 
Katya runs over 18 people in her next car stealing adventure, but forgets about them by the end of the episode.
 
Afterwards, she visits the Scarlet Bar and manages to finish an entire glass of alcohol without being interupted by a neighbour. THEREBY BECOMING A SAVAGE DRUNKEN ALCOHOLIC
 
I thought the drugs the guy gave her today would end up in Zeke's possession somehow, BUT I WAS WRONG.
 
I thought Zeke was going to mix his salty cum in Pepper.
 
That too.
 
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