First ever TK MORON AWARD Goes to: ScrotumRex!

[Sarek]

It is my pleasure to award this certificate to ScrotumRex for this topic:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO INSIST ON CALLING ME "SCROTUM"

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=37173

During a heavy session of name calling and poor trolling, ScrotumRex, in a moment of indignant anger started a topic demanding that everyone spell his name correctly.

Yeah, like that's going to be ignored at TK.

GOOD JOB AND CONGRATULATIONS SCROTUM!

Can an admin pin this award thread so Scrotum can enjoy it for a few days? Thanks.

 

[Not the real MessengerX]

What an honor that must be.

 

[Ishcabittle]

First sticky in ages is a perfect one, eh?

Well done.

 

[Sarek]

Actually, it kind of sucks. All that spur of the moment work to honor his achievement and Scrotum swallowed his balls and ran!

 

[beergoggles]

Actually, it kind of sucks. All that spur of the moment work to honor his achievement and Scrotum swallowed his balls and ran!

Actually, I'm sure he will appreciate the effort. The question he'll probably want to know is how long it's going to take you to get the hook out of your throat. I'm sure he'll tug the line for a while, since it's you're pretty much hooked like a snapper caught in a gill net. After all, that's why we're here!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Actually, it kind of sucks. All that spur of the moment work to honor his achievement and Scrotum swallowed his balls and ran!

No, dude, that's why it's a sticky, it's perfect!

LOLZ!

 

[Sarek]

Actually, I'm sure he will appreciate the effort. The question he'll probably want to know is how long it's going to take you to get the hook out of your throat. I'm sure he'll tug the line for a while, since it's you're pretty much hooked like a snapper caught in a gill net. After all, that's why we're here!!

Yeah, I don't think so. Scrotum has been caught with his pants down showing a weakness on a troll board.

Like Mystery D8, he fucked up. He's bought and paid for now.

No, dude, that's why it's a sticky, it's perfect!

LOLZ!

I know. That's the salt in the wound.

 

[beergoggles]

Yeah, I don't think so. Scrotum has been caught with his pants down showing a weakness on a troll board.

Like Mystery D8, he fucked up. He's bought and paid for now.



I know. That's the salt in the wound.

It's amazing how little you've figured out. It really, really is. It's like playing word games with pre-schoolers.

Can someone explain to this poor, confused idiot what is going on here? I just don't think he'll believe me if I tell him.

Jeez, it's like watching a slow motion train wreck. There's just no way to stop it, no matter how gruesome the event.

 

[MessengerX]

it's like watching a slow motion train wreck. There's just no way to stop it, no matter how gruesome the event.

Yes, it is.

And yet, you keep visiting us.

 

[beergoggles]

Yes, it is.

And yet, you keep visiting us.

As I said in another thread, I'm having fun. Watching a member pat himself on the back while simultaneously getting used like 2 dollar ho is strangely compelling.

Don't you agree?

 

[Sarek]

It really, really is. It's like playing word games with pre-schoolers.

I agree it is. But, this is TK. And it's our hope that you and your little pack of cub scouts eventually come around, mature and learn from us. If not, well, you'll just be another in a long line of failures that tucked tail and ran when it got to hot to handle.

 

[beergoggles]

If you say so. But we've been "here" a LOT longer than you have. Enjoy your stay.

Thats what one of the things that makes it so compelling. You'd think you would know better by now.

 

[beergoggles]

I agree it is. But, this is TK. And it's our hope that you and your little pack of cub scouts eventually come around, mature and learn from us. If not, well, you'll just be another in a long line of failures that tucked tail and ran when it got to hot to handle.

Can I get an award too, sarek?

 

[MessengerX]

As I said in another thread, I'm having fun.

{o,o}
|)__)
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O rly?

Can someone explain to this poor, confused idiot what is going on here?

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Watching a member pat himself on the back while simultaneously getting used like 2 dollar ho is strangely compelling.

Sort of like a boxing champion gets used by the poor guy he's pounding on.

Don't you agree?

If by 'up' you mean 'down,' then yes, I agree.

 

[Sarek]

Can I get an award too, sarek?

No. You just can't win. You're no genius, and while you are a moron, there's nothing special that marks you as a stand out amoung morons either.

You're pretty much a failure at both ends of the spectrum.

 

[smegMATIC]

And it's our hope that you and your little pack of cub scouts eventually come around, mature and learn from us. If not, well, you'll just be another in a long line of failures that tucked tail and ran when it got to hot to handle.

What I've learned from you:

1) "Let's say 'Cunt' to everything the n00bs say"
2) Jack is a dipshit
3) Sarek is a failed AF cop
4) Mentalist automatically disagrees with everything anyone says
5) It is astoundingly simple to lead you peeps on. Bet you still think we are all duals.
6) You fail to appreciate the sarcasm in ScrotusRex' posts.

As far as trolling goes.... nope, ain't larned a thang. When do the lessons start?

Too hot to handle? Gimme a fucking break :roll:

 

[MessengerX]

My oh my. It looks like some are trying harder to get their point across. Why?

 

[SpellCheck]

break

Did you mean "break." ?

 

[Sarek]

What I've learned from you:

Lets see;

1) "Let's say 'Cunt' to everything the n00bs say"

You learned that from Gagh.

2) Jack is a dipshit

You learned that from the comicon clowns. I don't have any issues with Jack and therefore have not been negative or positive about him

3) Sarek is a failed AF cop

As you don't know me personally, you have no basis for this claim.

4) Mentalist automatically disagrees with everything anyone says

Not necessarily true. While I have had disagreements with Menty, it's usually been due to a misunderstanding rather than denial.

5) It is astoundingly simple to lead you peeps on. Bet you still think we are all duals.

In fact, some of your more retarded members starting with Mystery D8 have been caught red handed replying with one dual while claiming to be another. Sucks, but that's what you get when you try and play a game you know nothing about.

6) You fail to appreciate the sarcasm in ScrotusRex' posts.

I fail to appreciate Scrotum period. Get it right.

As far as trolling goes.... nope, ain't larned a thang. When do the lessons start?

The lessons are all around you. You're just to self assured and cocky to see them. But that's ok. I started out the same way when I joined TK. We'll give you time to open your eyes and begin to learn.

Too hot to handle? Gimme a fucking break :roll:

We never made any promises that learning won't hurt. Because it will.

 

[beergoggles]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. This is fucking great! This is so god dammed funny that I can't help but laugh. I don't know whether this is just lame or is actually serious!!!!

These guys are so wrapped up in the "n00b" label that they can't see how badly the hook is set here. Even this post won't wake these dumbfucks up.

Scrotus, this was your gig. Do you care to break the news to 'em? Or don't. It's like watching these guys flick boogers while the house burns around them. It's astonishing, really.