Now, to address this sticky business...
First, my little friends, let me begin by stating that I have not yet had time to read through this mindless swamp of blithering idiocy so I may have to return and render additional commentary later as I sort through it. I will thank you all in advance for the colossal waste of time that this will cost me but you heartless little bastards no doubt could care less.
I would imagine that this was stickied my our power-crazed new administrator, Mentalist in an attempt to sour my reputation. Very well, Menty, you have had the night and part of this morning to gloat over the work of your feeble-minded compatriot. You may take note, my little ADMIN-DOPE that Shrek purposefully misspelled my name on the award. Do you find this humorous? What a shame that you were made an administrator. They only did it to pacify you into staying onboard. I'll bet that you don't even have full priveledges like some of the other Admins here.
*BTW, Menty, if you aren't the one who stickied this idiocy then I am willing to retract the above paragraph.
Now then, regarding this award...
It is my pleasure to award this certificate to ScrotumRex for this topic:
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO INSIST ON CALLING ME "SCROTUM"
During a heavy session of name calling and poor trolling, ScrotumRex, in a moment of indignant anger started a topic demanding that everyone spell his name correctly.
Yeah, like that's going to be ignored at TK.
GOOD JOB AND CONGRATULATIONS SCROTUM!
Can an admin pin this award thread so Scrotum can enjoy it for a few days? Thanks.
Shrek, I have grown weary of you and others incorrectly and intentionally misspelling my username as "Scrotum" It is childish, stupid and quite frankly it has gotten quite old. I'm not the only one, either. This morning I had more than a few PMs from some pretty important board members in support of my stance and I wouldn't be surprised if you and that FUCKSTICK MENTALIST weren't chained into the daycare section for this feeble-minded stunt.
NOW THEN SHREK, YOU LITTLE SHIT FOR BRAINS COCKSUCKER, OF ALL FUCKING THINGS TO CALL ME, YOU CHOSE MORON!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING YOU CRAB-INFESTED CUM GUZZLING CARBUNCLE? THIS FUCKING MESSAGEBOARD IS FULL OF FORENSIC EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. DO A SEARCH ON MY POSTS AND THEN DO A POST ON YOURS. YOU WILL NO DOUBT BE EMBARASSED YOU LITTLE SHIT! I HAVE CALLED YOU OUT TIME AND TIME AGAIN FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING LITTLE DRIVEBY COMMENTS. YEAH,
YOU AND THAT FUCKING GAGH AND HIS PETER PUFFER FRIEND REMMIE SG NEVER EVEN TRY TO USE YOUR TINY MINDS WHEN YOU POST. GAGH IS THE WORST. AT LEAST YOU SOMETIMES POST MORE THAN ONE WORD BUT IT'S USUALLY OF NO SUBSTANCE.
I SUPPOSE THAT AT SOME LEVEL I AM FLATTERED THAT YOU TOOK THE TIME TO CREATE THE AWARD SO I HAVE PUSHED YOU TO A NEW LIMIT. WITH REGARD TO THAT I HAVE DONE THIS BOARD A SERVICE IN THAT THERE IS ANOTHER MEMBER HERE THAT IS BEGINNING TO FUCKING WAKE UP. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING ZOMBIES HERE! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!