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First ever TK MORON AWARD Goes to: ScrotumRex!

beergoggles said:
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. This is fucking great! This is so god dammed funny that I can't help but laugh. I don't know whether this is just lame or is actually serious!!!!
But as long as you're having fun here . . . . right? :P

These guys are so wrapped up in the "n00b" label that they can't see how badly the hook is set here. Even this post won't wake these dumbfucks up.
You seem more wrapped up in the n00b label, n00b, than any of us do.

Scrotus, this was your gig. Do you care to break the news to 'em? Or don't. It's like watching these guys flick boogers while the house burns around them. It's astonishing, really.

Don't worry about us. Take a breather. ;)
 
Sardonica said:
The house is burning down?

I really do wish we had some wannabe trolls who actually came in with something new and interesting... oh well. :roll:

Here, let me help.....

It was merely an analogy meant to demonstrate on how you focus on your own little back-slapping fun-fest, all the while missing the greater event happening all around your cherubic young mugs.

If you took it to mean that there was some sort of destructive element to ScrotusRex's approach, then you would be mistaken.

I will continue to point out that you "seasoned" trolls remain absolutely oblivious. I'm amazed actually. Scrotus is good, but I can't give him all the credit here. Apparently his actions are the equivilant of shouting insults at a deaf man. The see something is happening, but just don't get it.

Flail on my friend. Flail on.
 
beergoggles said:
Here, let me help.....

It was merely an analogy meant to demonstrate on how you focus on your own little back-slapping fun-fest, all the while missing the greater event happening all around your cherubic young mugs.

If you took it to mean that there was some sort of destructive element to ScrotusRex's approach, then you would be mistaken.

I will continue to point out that you "seasoned" trolls remain absolutely oblivious. I'm amazed actually. Scrotus is good, but I can't give him all the credit here. Apparently his actions are the equivilant of shouting insults at a deaf man. The see something is happening, but just don't get it.

Flail on my friend. Flail on.

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beergoggles said:
Here, let me help.....
I will continue to point out that you "seasoned" trolls remain absolutely oblivious. I'm amazed actually. Scrotus is good, but I can't give him all the credit here. Apparently his actions are the equivilant of shouting insults at a deaf man. The see something is happening, but just don't get it.
Flail on my friend. Flail on.

Apparently he's not that good. You don't take something that you find even mildly annoying and toss it out there for everyone to read like he did. At least not if you can't take the heat it will generate.

As far as being deaf, I heard (for lack of a better term) every insult he hurled at me and at others. And it's not a case of being deaf. It's a case of being unfazed, unimpressed and frankly, bored to death with his amateur attempts at trolling. To be honest, he's worse than I was when I joined TK. And I admit, I was bad.

So I hit him where it hurt. And it hurt. I kept track of this topic and who was viewing it. He sat and looked at it for over an hour and couldn't hack up the balls to even attempt to reply to it.

After all his bravado, after all his better than thou bullshit, he got pwned bad by his own mistake.

And that is what you noobs fail to realize.
 
Sardonica said:
And enough years have gone by that I'll admit it now... Sarek was one of the few, if not only, trolls to have us utterly stumped as to how to handle him. You guys are nothing. Been there, seen that. You've got mountains to learn.

LOL. The word one should use where Sarek is concerned is "relentless". When he sets his mind on something..... ;)
 
T'Bonz said:
LOL. The word one should use where Sarek is concerned is "relentless". When he sets his mind on something..... ;)

LOL.

Hey you, I was just looking for you.
 
Sarek said:
After all his bravado, after all his better than thou bullshit, he got pwned bad by his own mistake.

And that is what you noobs fail to realize.

And that's how it usually goes too!!! And I've never seen any n00bs here not make that mistake. No one, not even me!! ;)
 
Hey everyone! Just borrowed someone's laptop to wish you all A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
 
I agree with this award, and hope to obtain it myself at some point in the future.
 
Sarek said:
Actually, it kind of sucks. All that spur of the moment work to honor his achievement and Scrotum swallowed his balls and ran!

At 8:00 I disengaged from the internet, you fucking asswipe. I should think that by now you know me better than that, my little DOPE.
 
ScrotusRex said:
At 8:00 I disengaged from the internet, you fucking asswipe. I should think that by now you know me better than that, my little DOPE.

I detect anger, and some resentment. Maybe even hate.
 
Now, to address this sticky business...

First, my little friends, let me begin by stating that I have not yet had time to read through this mindless swamp of blithering idiocy so I may have to return and render additional commentary later as I sort through it. I will thank you all in advance for the colossal waste of time that this will cost me but you heartless little bastards no doubt could care less.

I would imagine that this was stickied my our power-crazed new administrator, Mentalist in an attempt to sour my reputation. Very well, Menty, you have had the night and part of this morning to gloat over the work of your feeble-minded compatriot. You may take note, my little ADMIN-DOPE that Shrek purposefully misspelled my name on the award. Do you find this humorous? What a shame that you were made an administrator. They only did it to pacify you into staying onboard. I'll bet that you don't even have full priveledges like some of the other Admins here.

*BTW, Menty, if you aren't the one who stickied this idiocy then I am willing to retract the above paragraph.

Now then, regarding this award...

It is my pleasure to award this certificate to ScrotumRex for this topic:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO INSIST ON CALLING ME "SCROTUM"

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During a heavy session of name calling and poor trolling, ScrotumRex, in a moment of indignant anger started a topic demanding that everyone spell his name correctly.

Yeah, like that's going to be ignored at TK.

GOOD JOB AND CONGRATULATIONS SCROTUM!

Can an admin pin this award thread so Scrotum can enjoy it for a few days? Thanks.

Shrek, I have grown weary of you and others incorrectly and intentionally misspelling my username as "Scrotum" It is childish, stupid and quite frankly it has gotten quite old. I'm not the only one, either. This morning I had more than a few PMs from some pretty important board members in support of my stance and I wouldn't be surprised if you and that FUCKSTICK MENTALIST weren't chained into the daycare section for this feeble-minded stunt.

NOW THEN SHREK, YOU LITTLE SHIT FOR BRAINS COCKSUCKER, OF ALL FUCKING THINGS TO CALL ME, YOU CHOSE MORON!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING YOU CRAB-INFESTED CUM GUZZLING CARBUNCLE? THIS FUCKING MESSAGEBOARD IS FULL OF FORENSIC EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. DO A SEARCH ON MY POSTS AND THEN DO A POST ON YOURS. YOU WILL NO DOUBT BE EMBARASSED YOU LITTLE SHIT! I HAVE CALLED YOU OUT TIME AND TIME AGAIN FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING LITTLE DRIVEBY COMMENTS. YEAH, YOU AND THAT FUCKING GAGH AND HIS PETER PUFFER FRIEND REMMIE SG NEVER EVEN TRY TO USE YOUR TINY MINDS WHEN YOU POST. GAGH IS THE WORST. AT LEAST YOU SOMETIMES POST MORE THAN ONE WORD BUT IT'S USUALLY OF NO SUBSTANCE.

I SUPPOSE THAT AT SOME LEVEL I AM FLATTERED THAT YOU TOOK THE TIME TO CREATE THE AWARD SO I HAVE PUSHED YOU TO A NEW LIMIT. WITH REGARD TO THAT I HAVE DONE THIS BOARD A SERVICE IN THAT THERE IS ANOTHER MEMBER HERE THAT IS BEGINNING TO FUCKING WAKE UP. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING ZOMBIES HERE! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!
 
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