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First ever TK MORON AWARD Goes to: ScrotumRex!

Ziggy Stardust said:
But you are obsessed. Don't get your "panties" in a twist LOL
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oh ok.. this is coming from a guy/girl claming to be David Bowie.. if you are actually DB, then you'd know all about wearing and getting your "panties" in a twist...


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ScrotusRex said:
At 8:00 I disengaged from the internet, you fucking asswipe. I should think that by now you know me better than that, my little DOPE.
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Liar.

ScrotusRex said:
Now, to address this sticky business...

Blah, blah, blah, blah… I will thank you all in advance for the colossal waste of time that this will cost me but you heartless little bastards no doubt could care less.
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No problem. Glad to be of service.

ScrotusRex said:
I would imagine that this was stickied my our power-crazed new administrator, Mentalist in an attempt to sour my reputation. Very well, Menty, you have had the night and part of this morning to gloat over the work of your feeble-minded compatriot.
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Wrong. The right answer was right before your eyes in the first post. When your rage settles a bit, re-read it and then apologize to Menty.


ScrotusRex said:
You may take note, my little ADMIN-DOPE that Shrek purposefully misspelled my name on the award. Do you find this humorous? What a shame that you were made an administrator.
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WOW! Not only are you smart, but you’re pretty quick too!


ScrotusRex said:
They only did it to pacify you into staying onboard. I'll bet that you don't even have full priveledges like some of the other Admins here.
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That may very well be the case. But for whatever reason, Menty has decided to stay. The end justified the means.

ScrotusRex said:
*BTW, Menty, if you aren't the one who stickied this idiocy then I am willing to retract the above paragraph.
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You can start anytime. Preferably on your knees.

ScrotusRex said:
*Now then, regarding this award...

Shrek, I have grown weary of you and others incorrectly and intentionally misspelling my username as "Scrotum" It is childish, stupid and quite frankly it has gotten quite old. I'm not the only one, either. This morning I had more than a few PMs from some pretty important board members in support of my stance and I wouldn't be surprised if you and that FUCKSTICK MENTALIST weren't chained into the daycare section for this feeble-minded stunt.

NOW THEN SHREK, YOU LITTLE SHIT FOR BRAINS COCKSUCKER, OF ALL FUCKING THINGS TO CALL ME, YOU CHOSE MORON!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING YOU CRAB-INFESTED CUM GUZZLING CARBUNCLE? THIS FUCKING MESSAGEBOARD IS FULL OF FORENSIC EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. DO A SEARCH ON MY POSTS AND THEN DO A POST ON YOURS. YOU WILL NO DOUBT BE EMBARASSED YOU LITTLE SHIT! I HAVE CALLED YOU OUT TIME AND TIME AGAIN FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING LITTLE DRIVEBY COMMENTS. YEAH, YOU AND THAT FUCKING GAGH AND HIS PETER PUFFER FRIEND REMMIE SG NEVER EVEN TRY TO USE YOUR TINY MINDS WHEN YOU POST. GAGH IS THE WORST. AT LEAST YOU SOMETIMES POST MORE THAN ONE WORD BUT IT'S USUALLY OF NO SUBSTANCE.

I SUPPOSE THAT AT SOME LEVEL I AM FLATTERED THAT YOU TOOK THE TIME TO CREATE THE AWARD SO I HAVE PUSHED YOU TO A NEW LIMIT. WITH REGARD TO THAT I HAVE DONE THIS BOARD A SERVICE IN THAT THERE IS ANOTHER MEMBER HERE THAT IS BEGINNING TO FUCKING WAKE UP. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING ZOMBIES HERE! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!
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To long Scrotum. Didn’t read.

GOTCHYA!

I’ve packed a lunch and am ready for the daycare. However, I doubt trolling a moron like you will result in a visit to daycare. You forget where you are.

ScrotusRex said:
First you assbags complain that I don't respond then I do and you post this? And where the fuck is Shrek?
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I was sleeping in this morning. Rarely do I get a chance to so I took advantage of the opportunity.

ScrotusRex said:
You people have the attention span of ants. Most of your replies are 2-3 words or less.
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Ants actually have a very long attention span and are very focused insects. Check out some ant hills when you get a chance. Not only are they intricate, but they take a lot of time to build. They’re also driven by a single purpose. Protection and care of the queen and colony.

That was 52 words by the way.

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i am impressed, my little Shrek... A most eloquent response. it appears that you care quite deeply for your little friend Menty. At this point i will offer an apology for accusing him of stickying this thing, but remember, i daid i would in my earlier post. Despite having a karma of -88 I am a gentleman. Sorry Menty. The paragraph in question is now directed at Remmie, ok?

Ants actually have a very long attention span and are very focused insects. Check out some ant hills when you get a chance. Not only are they intricate, but they take a lot of time to build. They’re also driven by a single purpose. Protection and care of the queen and colony.
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They actually have no attention span at all. They are pre-programmed like little robots, my little Sarek. Much like you and your little friends. Little single-purpose autoresponders you all are.

At least this little exercise has brought out a little bit more in you and now I am happy to say that we may possibly become friends one day.
 
Ziggy is not a man. Neither are you nacho.

You are all felchers.
 
Wow, you ranters are experts on stomach cumpumping.

Who would have thought. Well then again, after considering the felching expertise you all display, I'm not surprised.

Carry on cumguzzlers!
 
Aqualung said:
Ziggy is not a man. Neither are you nacho.

You are all felchers.
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You're not doing to bad a job of being an idiot yourself.

Good work. Keep it up!
 
Hey at least I admit I'm an idiot. I don't try to put on airs.
 
ScrotusRex said:
They actually have no attention span at all. They are pre-programmed like little robots, my little Sarek. Much like you and your little friends. Little single-purpose autoresponders you all are.
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Ok, I'll conceed that point. However, for being nothing more than a programmed little robot, I sure got your panties in a bunch. Once again, the end result justified the means.

ScrotusRex said:
At least this little exercise has brought out a little bit more in you and now I am happy to say that we may possibly become friends one day.
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As much as you would like to be able to claim far and wide that you are a friend of mine, I rather doubt that. I'm pretty selective on who I consider a friend. Both on the net and off.

71 words. I've gotta stop that.

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Sarek said:
As much as you would like to be able to claim far and wide that you are a friend of mine, I rather doubt that. I'm pretty selective on who I consider a friend. Both on the net and off.
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I too am selective and I merely alluded to the possibility of this one day. We aren't quite far along to be friends yet.

71 words. I've gotta stop that.

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Very good, my little Sarek. I knew you had it in you. This is much better than the driveby modality. I see Gagh is still ensconced with that one. At least he has largely abandoned his CUNT spamming.
 
ScrotusRex said:
I too am selective and I merely alluded to the possibility of this one day. We aren't quite far along to be friends yet.



Very good, my little Sarek. I knew you had it in you. This is much better than the driveby modality. I see Gagh is still ensconced with that one. At least he has largely abandoned his CUNT spamming.
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Cunt.
 
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