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First ever TK MORON AWARD Goes to: ScrotumRex!

Excellent!

Am I Sareks new Chew toy? It seems he adds negative to almost all my posts.

Do you have a hard on for noobs? I think you need to relax a little. Tell us about how big your dad is, or maybe how much you work out.

Do you think I might get a sticky named after me?

(Space left here for Sarek to add a insightful comment)
 
Here is proof Sarek really has the hots for me!

Sareklovesme.jpg
 
Well, let’s look at facts. The TK karma thing is for agreeing or disagreeing with a persons post. However, headcase has decided to interpret the colors to mean affection. In this case, red meaning that the giver of negative karma has the "hots" for the person receiving the karma and green meaning the giver “dislikes” the person receiving the karma.

Now, according to the premise of the karma system, green means you agree with a person and red means you disagree with them. Would it not stand to reason that, according to headcases interpretation of the karma system, green would mean that you have affection for the person and red would mean that you'd rather throw said person under a speeding bus?

So, I repeat. headcase is not the brightest noob to have graced the forums of TK as of late.

And just to make myself clear, in the case of headcase, I’d opt for the speeding bus.
 
I'm afraid Sarek, stupidity would be giving an attention seeking troll this much attention.

I've visited a lot of forums, I do believe you may be the dumbest poster I have come across. There was a poster on an "I love to Cruise" forum we visited once, but I felt more sorry for them than you, at least they obviously had learning difficulties. You seem to be the kind of person that foams at the mouth when someone posts something you dislike.

You are one of the MOST trollable characters I've come across, yet you reside on Troll Kingdom - that is irony, and a kind of comedy that I warm to.
 
I'm not sure you understand, headcase. Troll Kingdom is a forum full of forum trolls, the normal trolling rules don't apply here. What you would consider "post humping" is bored expression, what you would consider a "shineboy" is someone who just doesn't like your posts, etc.

Re-evaluate your traditional troll definitions, and you may find that Sarek is in fact trolling you. Get it?
 
Trixie said:
Ishcabittle it seems like you just lived in this thread waiting for SR to reply. I have no beef with you, I just think that maybe SR had other threads he replied to or maybe posted in or what not. Not that he was or is afraid of your wit. :D Sometimes unfortunalty real life butts into play time and we can't all respond on the fly so to speak. :(

And that's my point. What looked like "living in this thread waiting for SR to reply" was quite different on my end. I was watcing a movie, and reading his pent up drivel was making me laugh. Plus, spamming doens't take much thought, I'm guessing I'm not the only one in the world with the gift of multitasking.

This place is designed for freedom of expression - utilizing that freedom when one desires is not a direct indicator of emotional attachment, anger, jealousy, or anything else. I post what I'm thinking, when I'm thinking it. You would think, listening to the Ranters, that is, that anytime I replied to ANYTHING you've posted automatically means that I've been trolled. It doesn't. I'll consider myself trolled when I look worse than he does in conversation, and because I fucking rock, I don't consider myself trolled.

Funny thing is - this post is probably just fuel for the fire. SELF-PWNED!
 
Hey Sarek, I know there's a niche for the incredibly stupid here, but the least you can do is allow us to understand your stupidity.
 
Ishcabittle,

Let me explain something to you. You know how you stay up late at night jerking on your little dick cause you're thinking of us? Well I don't have the same feelings for you. I don't care at all what you say, think, feel, do, or anything about you. You are a slave to your own lameness. Keep trying to prove yourself, it seems like a worthy cause for you to prove that you are more than a maggot. Devote your sorry life to it. Think about us often. You are totally pwned.
 
Um, you guys dug up this old topic. What's a matter? No one paying you the amount of attention you crave in the newer topics?

Who's pwned again?
 
Roadwarrior said:
Ishcabittle,

Let me explain something to you. You know how you stay up late at night jerking on your little dick cause you're thinking of us? Well I don't have the same feelings for you. I don't care at all what you say, think, feel, do, or anything about you. You are a slave to your own lameness. Keep trying to prove yourself, it seems like a worthy cause for you to prove that you are more than a maggot. Devote your sorry life to it. Think about us often. You are totally pwned.

That's some funny shit! Who are you again?
 
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