Flags at Half Mast For VA Students?

[The Question]

[sang to the hymn of "Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the Coming of the Lord"...




"Mine eyes have seen the coming of the Humvee of the Lord

He's a-comin' back to Earth because he's really fuckin' bored

If you give Him any sass, He's gonna sock you on the gourd

SO SHUT'CHER FUCKIN' YAP!

Glory Glory, Halleluiah

Jesus locked and loaded shoutin' "BOO-YAH!"

He turned the other cheek for the last damn time this week

And I can't think of a way to end this parodyyyyyyy...

 

[The Question]

Okay, redone because I thought of a way to rewrite it and because I can't edit the previous:

Mine eyes have seen the coming of the Humvee of the Lord
And the gleaming of the Godhead on His Officer's Dress Sword
He'll be raining Holy Hell upon the sacreligious horde
All muster for the Lord

Glory Glory, Halleluiah
Jesus locked and loaded shoutin' "BOO-YAH!"
Now His robes are Olive Green
He's a mean Salvation Machine
Father, Son and Marine