Flash: Paris Hilton found Dead

[starguard]

Tune in on CNN

 

[Liza Minnelli]

I KILLED HER FOR THE COKE!! THAT SHIT WAS PURE, HONEY!!

 

[Error]

I checked... you lied!

 

[Acrimonious]

True: and Nichole Ritchey was with her.

 

[Sarek]

Again, another chick Starguard might stand a chance with then.

 

[Dr Dave]

If only paris was dead...if only!

 

[The Harlot]

Poor Paris...

:y_sad:

 

[eloisel]

What do the Olsen twins, Nichole Ritchie, Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears have in common? They are all untalented, spoiled, retarded persons with no reason to exist except to not eat so they'll be twig thin or do some other foolish thing to gain celebrity. They bore me to tears. No, not even tears. They make me yawn. Now I have to take a nap.

 

[Cacophony]

What do the Olsen twins, Nichole Ritchie, Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears have in common? They are all untalented, spoiled, retarded persons with no reason to exist except to not eat so they'll be twig thin or do some other foolish thing to gain celebrity. They bore me to tears. No, not even tears. They make me yawn. Now I have to take a nap.

You forgot about Lindsey Lohan...

 

[Acrimonious]

What do the Olsen twins, Nichole Ritchie, Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears have in common? They are all untalented, spoiled, retarded persons with no reason to exist except to not eat so they'll be twig thin or do some other foolish thing to gain celebrity. They bore me to tears. No, not even tears. They make me yawn. Now I have to take a nap.

You forgot Jessica Simpson.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...and Jessica Simpson, and Hillary Duff.

Mandy Moore actually knows how to act, and Christina has an incredible singing voice, so they are spared.

 

[Acrimonious]

You forgot Jessica Simpson.

...and Jessica Simpson, and Hillary Duff.

Mandy Moore actually knows how to act, and Christina has an incredible singing voice, so they are spared.

Muahah, beat you by seconds!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I had more to say.

 

[jack]

You forgot about Lindsey Lohan...

I could never forget about Lindsay Lohan

 

[Cacophony]

Lindsay thinks Paris is a cunt...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Oy8QOoIvA

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's the cunt calling the cuntle cunt.

 

[jack]

Paris is a cunt. So what?

 

[jack]

She does good fuck videos though

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I only checked out Pamela/Tommy Lee, I've never had the stomach to look at Paris fucking.

 

[jack]

Guys that are hard wired to girls who get all squeally and loud when being fucked love it. She's totally into teh cock.