Flash: Santa Claus is really a Chinese Man

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I saw him at the Mall......

He was singing "Ho Ho Ho" while passing out free bags of Chop Suey and Fried Rice...that is until Security grabbed him

 

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Hey, they've opened up a New shop in our neighborhood that sells Sex Toys!

Its called "Ho's R US"

 

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In the Christmas Spirit of Troll Kingdom

I present to you a Christmas story told only in the way True Trolls can

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<obj...e" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

 

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BEWARE OF THE DOGHOUSE

Gentlemen, if you like pussy and want to keep getting it, I STRONGLY suggest you watch this before going christmas shopping..especially you Gagh

Men in Pain: http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=5e32d548

 

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I hear Muslims are building a Mosque in front of St Lucifers house

They said they are going to convert him

 

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Hey TK'rs, Lets Write A Story

The name of this story is

"THE BOY WHO JUST GOT SOME PUSSY"

Here we have "Junior"


I'll start and you add on with whatever you think shoud be added :twisted:

Here is a horny little boy, who just had sex with his babysitter. Notice how relaxed he is. He too young to smoke but he doesn't care. He's thinking, "Hmm, who can I fuck next"..

 

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I finally got hold of my Neighbors car...

and decided to put it to good use



Life is Good

 

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A Black man was the first Astronaut in Space

OMG.. History Lied to us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<obj...e" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

I wonder was he one of those Tuskegee Airmen guys!

 

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Gagh has been teaching people how to Romance Women

OS@MA, you should fight him for this

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO61WOLW1rs&feature=dir"]YouTube - Valentine's Day Proposal (HD)[/ame]

 

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Woman gets Assraped by Chimpanzee

Lady's friend is being Assraped by a Chimpanzee that's gone bezerk. Lady is hysterical and is trying to get the police to come. Listen to the Dispatcher and all the stupid questions he's asking her while her friend is getting drilled

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1pdvV_gT6I"]YouTube - Chimp Attack 911 Call[/ame]

See, this is why people should not let Chimps watch Porn!

 

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HAPPIE BURFDAE MISS MANNERS

So Tell Us... How old are you again?

 

[Lilac]

Something tells me this used to be multiple threads.

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