Foggy Night

[vixie]

Seemed like a bad omen at the time.

So why can't you leave? I would think you would be running as far away as possible.

Maybe they were defective dildos and the tip broke off when used.

Ewwweeee

I saw a pile of didlos at the dump once. All the same model. Probably 200 of em.

I fear I'll never be able to leave California.

Huh?

I once found a wanking toy. After that I vowed never to open another drawer at anyone's house. ( I was looking for sheets- apparently they forgot to put them on the bed)

roflmao

 

['Gear]

Once you've seen a pile of dildos, you've seen too much. I don't think they'll let you leave after that.

It was sad and somewhat dark in a strange way. All regular sized and pink. Laying in the dirt among the trash and broken shit. Pointing in every direction.

Talk about your scathing commentary in an instant. That shit ain't right.

I'm at once glad I saw it and really wish I hadn't.

 

[vixie]

Well it isn't mine. It is in my drawer.

200 you say? Hmmmm....the fun that you could have with all them if they weren't defective. What a waste!

Real is still best but toys are still fun.

 

['Gear]

It's in my top 5 weirdest things I've seen.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well at least now you know for sure that Soylent Green is people.

 

[Cassie]

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

 

[CaptainWacky]

One in a million shot, doc!