Mystic Star
New member
Speaking of cars, I remember the last time I fist fucked Name Pending. It was halloween and I went to a costume party at the Moose Lodge. Well the place was really decorated nicely and they had the standard halloween stuff- apple bobbing, bowls of skinned grapes that felt like eyeballs etc. Anyway, they had this one booth where you stuck your arm in this hole in the side of a box and if you could guess what was in it, you won a TV or something. Well, I gave it a shot and stuck my arm in it and felt around, Christ, it was as wide as a fucking toaster. It felt like I had plunged my arm into a 55 gallon drum of macaroni and cheese. Anyway, suddenly I hear a sound from inside the box that sounded like moaning so I broke the fucking thing apart, only to find my arm in Name Pending's ass, all the way to the fucking elbow. Well I pulled it out as fast as I could and I'll be damned if 3 used condoms and Sarek's class ring didn't come out at the same time. Sarek didn't even give me a reward for returning the god damn thing. Cheap Bastard.
