For such an anal-retentive supposed know it all, Bogner is a complete Dumb ass.

[The Dork Lord]

so in other words, you can't explain your hunter obsession?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Is it because he calls you a bitch and spits on you?

 

[The Dork Lord]

you like the bad boys

the ones that don't call

the ones that will fuck your sister

and come home with her juices

all over his cock

so you can suck it off

you can admit it

it's ok

 

[Gianni Gebbia]

Since when is asking a few questions an obsession? You're going to need to learn to be more judicious with such terminology if you're going to make it in the field of psychology.

 

[The Dork Lord]

that's a half hearted and unconvincing denial if ever I heard one

 

[The Dork Lord]

and I've heard many

 

[Gianni Gebbia]

So you accuse lots of strangers of "obsession." I'd say go for the English doctorate.

 

[jack]

Oh, it's a stupid question? Tell me the answer then: why does Hunter give a fuck about Bogner, enough of a fuck to start threads complaining about him?

You're kidding, right? Bogners neck is the perfect depth for a nice ten incher like Hunter's. A neck like Bogners was MADE to be fucked deeply and repeatedly.

You're a total walking fucking asshole, but I suspect you already knew that.

 

[Gianni Gebbia]

You're kidding, right? Bogners neck is the perfect depth for a nice ten incher like Hunter's. A neck like Bogners was MADE to be fucked deeply and repeatedly.

whoa.

so, d00der, did you get your ebay auctions up? What's next on the agenda for today?

 

[jack]

No it's true, and you know it. That fat fuck's been sucking his mom's teat and pissing all over everyone else's work like he was some sort of master internet webcomics swami.

Fuck you.

 

[The Dork Lord]

So you accuse lots of strangers of "obsession." I'd say go for the English doctorate.

We're strangers again?

Please explain this self imposed alienation

why build such walls around yourself?

Social anxiety disorder, perhaps?

 

[Gianni Gebbia]

No it's true, and you know it. That fat fuck's been sucking his mom's teat and pissing all over everyone else's work like he was some sort of master internet webcomics swami.

Fuck you.

What's true? Your fantasy about geedis & hunter having oral sex? Um, I don't know those d00ds but I doubt it.

So, what's next on your list for the day, jack? Maybe going to mow the lawn?

 

[jack]

What a homophobe you turned out to be. Who said anything about oral sex?

Oh that's right, YOU did

 

[Gianni Gebbia]

So, what's next on your list for the day, jack?

 

[jack]

So, what's up with the oral sex reference?

 

[The Dork Lord]

He's obviously comming (pardon the pun) to terms with his latent homosexual urges.

It will be a tough road to hoe (again, pardon) if he doesn't accept these feelings

 

[Elrod]

That fat fuck's been sucking his mom's teat and pissing all over everyone else's work like he was some sort of master internet webcomics swami.

Yeah! He thinks he's so cool!!! Whatta jerk!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yeah! He thinks he's so cool!!! Whatta jerk!

Who is?

 

[Elrod]

You.

 

[The Dork Lord]

You're half right:

I AM a jerk

but i do NOT think I'm cool

or did you not read the DORK in my name?