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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ISCH, POST!

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
CAN'T YOU SEE THE MINE FIELD IS SAGGING UNDER THE STRAIN WITHOUT YOU, DAMMIT?
 
HE'S GONE TO LONDO TO EAT THE QUEEN
 
HE SWALLOWED THE NATALIE TO CATCH THE FAIRUZA
HE SWALLOWED THE FAIRUZA TO CATCH THE CHRISTINA
HE SWALLOWED THE CHRISTINA TO CATCH THE ANNA
HE SWALLOWED THE ANNA TO CATCH THE SUMMER
HE SWALLOWED THE SUMMER TO CATCH THE DEETA
HE SWALLOWED THE DEETA TO CATCH THE HEIGL
THAT WIGGLED AND JIGGLED AND GIGGLED INSIDE HIM
HE SWALLOWED THE HEIGL TO CATCH THE ROCK
I DON'T KNOW WHY HE SWALLOWED THE ROCK
PERHAPS IT'S RAPE
 
OMGLOL!
 
SORRY FELLAS I'VE BEEN FIGHTING N THE CUBAN REVOLUTIONS FOR THE SALE OF CIGARS IN QUEENS, NY BECAUSE LOTS OF PEOPLE LIKE CUBAN CIGARS AND I FIGURE IT'S AS GOOD A REASON AS ANY TO FIGHT IN A GUERILLA WAR CAMPAIGN AGAINST PEOPLE WHOM I'VE NEVER MET BUT THEN GET TO SHOOT WITH A RIFLE.
 
Watch out for new listings of Tarmac on eBay this week!
 
Buy It Now!
 
STILL NO SIGN OF HIM OH GOD WHERE COULD HE BEE (OR SHOULD I SAY WASP!)
 
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HE COMES BACK!
 
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