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These sad 'did my flat out like a Starship bridge' fucks keep popping up. I've lost count of the arseholes.
 
Yeah, there's a few, I saw one on tv the other week and he had a Voyager flat too BUT HE WAS A WHITE BLOKE.
 
I'd definitley live there but only if there was a lever I could pull that would rotate all the walls to make it look like a normal flat so I could bring GIRLS back.

That flat = giving up on the female of the species.
 
a TNG flat would be better,IMHO.
 
Never much cared for the beige but the arch rules.
 
If a girl wouldn't accept my Star Trek flat then I wouldn't want to date her.

SO THAT LEAVES JUST 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000008% of the female population to date!1111111
 
He said: “I was out of work and a bit down. I think I’d have done away with myself if I hadn’t built that first control panel.”

Yes. Star Trek prevents suicide - take that. This flies right in the face of all those people who said it caused it.
 
and as a side note, when i opened the thread i expected my face to be burned off. sadly, now i have to go to work.
 
do you get off work if your face burns off
 
it's a fairly common excuse for getting out of work up here.
 
Gagh said:
These sad 'did my flat out like a Starship bridge' fucks keep popping up. I've lost count of the arseholes.

Well this guy in particular has been trying to flog this monstrosity for a few years. I remember he was featured in a BBC2 Star Trek night many years ago(or it could've been a different bald man with a Star Trek house).

It's a cool concept, but I couldn't live like that. What I would do is replace the LCARS transparencies with screens that have interactive flash programs, so the buttons could be used to turn lights on and off, etc and the display could be reconfigured.
 
I'd build an actual Soong type android and PARTY
 
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