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whisky

Boobie inspector
http://www.castinghouse.co.uk/mc.htm

Check the link, 6 weeks paid holiday in america, with the aim of making you "more manly".

Sure you end up on TV with people laughing at you, but this could be the opportunity some of you are looking for to actually meet some of the celebrities you have been lusting after.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I wouldn't want to meet any celebrity who'd be impressed by that.
 

Enkephalen

My Stars!
I already live in America and I find these so-called "reality" shows rephrensible. But, if you decide to go to try outs, remember that the more outlandish your behave, the better your chances of becoming a popular fixture with more screen time.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
The only celebrities you'd meet would be reality show celebrities, or desperate celebrities.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Maybe you get the nancy-boy PUNCHED out of you by CHUCK NORRIS. :shock:
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He doesn't allow women who are taller than him to stand near him.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
You can hang out with The Situation!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'm not Harvey!
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Today at work a colleague told me he used to work with Liam from Celebrity Hijack. Was he the one who was made to wear socks on his hands?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
No! Liam was the creepy bisexual who was caught wanking with his pillow one time. He had weird teeth!
 
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