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FREE THE SKANS FROM DAYCARE

SKANS ARE NOT ANNOYING, THEY MERELY EXIST TO CONSUME CALORIES.

JACK'S FACE - NOW THAT IS ANNOYING. RIGHT???
 
Henoch said:
SKANS exist only to annoy & therefore they should call Day Care their permanent home with no chance of parole EVER!
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AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? NOBODY! TAKE A LOOK AROUND AT THOSE EAGERLY AWAITING YOUR INSIPID OPINION - THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S EMPTY! JOIN ME, AND I WILL MAKE YOU SOMEONE! MY KNOBS NEED SHINING AND YOU CAN SHINE THEM. I HAVE SOMEONE TO SHINE THEM DURING DAY, I NEED SOMEONE TO SHINE THEM AT NIGHT. DO NOT PASS UP YOUR ONE AND ONLY CHANCE AT RELEVANCY.


CUNTCHOGA, NEXT TIME I SEND YOU AND SAREK OUT FOR MY CAKE DO NOT RETURN TO ME THREE HOURS LATER COVERED IN SWEAT AND SWEET CREAM. WHAT KIND OF CREAM WAS THAT? IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CRUSTY.
 
SAREK I AM SORRY TO SAY YOUR SKAN TRAP WILL NOT WORK, THE REASONS BEING

A - IT IS NOT BIG ENOUGH, WE SKANS PRIDE OURSELVES IN OUR GIRTH
B - IT IS NOT BAITED WITH ITEMS PREFERABLE TO THE SKAN DIET NAMELY HIGH FRUCTOSE SNACKS AND LARD.

NICE TRY. ANOTHER ENTRY FOR THE DOCKET. RIGHT???
 
The Skans are at least consistent on the caps lock being super glued in the on position.
 
THE CAPS LOCK DOES NOT HAVE AN ON AND OFF "POSITION", IT IS A TOGGLE SWITCH. YOU ARE MY SHINEBOY, BUT SOMETIMES I THINK YOU MAY BE AN IDIOT.

NOW CEASE POSTING SIMPLY FOR THE SAKE OF SEEING YOUR OWN TYPING AND GIVE ME A BLOWJOB!
 
I love the Skans.



I am drunk though, I may retract this tomorrow. a'skfl;aJ
 
Mentalist said:
The Skans rule. Except for the ones being controlled by Beergoggles.
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What the fuck are you bringing me into this for you big faggot? I thought you were smarter than that?
 
SKANS ARE NOT BEING CONTROLLED BY BEERGODDLES OK? NOW YOU SHOULD STOP THE HATING AND PRISONMENT FO THE SKANS AND BE LETTING THEM OUT TO BE SAVING THIS FORUM FROM THE AHTING AND THE MEANIES OK?
 
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