Freestyle X men comic

[whisky]

Some dire emergancy requires the assistance of both the X men, and other marvel heroes.

Prof X :Aright, whats the problem here pet?

Mister Fantastic: So your new legs came from a geordie?

X: Thats right ya bugga

Woverine: Right, point me in the direction of someone I can slice up, who will no doubt reduce me to smoldering bones, so I can grow everything back in a few seconds, thus illimating any suspence over any injuries I might get

Human torch : Piss off mutant, we dont like your kind round here, even though we have worked with you forty or fifty times in the past

Rest of X men: Dont mind us, we might as well not exhist

Wolverine: Watch it you flaming homo

The thing: Hey only I get to call him that!

X: Alreet man, keep ya rocks on

Sue : Look at me, I have the power of blandness

Hulk: Puny humans, I will smash you all, wait, am I clever this week?

Galacticus: Hello, here to eat your world, be nice if someone paid attention to me

Wolverine: I've had it with the FF and the hulk, lets skrag them!

X men and others fight, female members of both team get rips that show off just enough boob to be intesting, and not enough for nipples to show, and of course none of them ever wear underware.

To be continued...

 

[Tisiphone]

Heh...yep, Wolverine is so tough, get he gets turned into peoples bitches all the time. Even in the movies and the cartoons.

 

[Henoch]

Hugh Jackman is my MAIN MAN!! Yeah, would do that guy good, lick it all from head to toe! I feel i am equiped to deal with his berserker rage for pleasing man-sex!!

 

[Tisiphone]

He's ready to be beserked!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You forgot Xavier losing his memory or dying. Or dying and coming back with no memory. Or losing his memory then dying and coming back with his memory. Or something.

 

[Tisiphone]

And of course, always ending up in the Savage Lands after awakening from a mysterious coma...AND ABLE TO WALK

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Gambit turning evil but still being a bit good then turning good but actually he's lying and he's still evil but then Rogue sighs at him so he turns good but Wolverine doesn't know and has already cut his legs off.

 

[Tisiphone]

Then storm mysteriously gets a mohawk, dresses in leather, and has a thing for a gal wearing an eyepatch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did that happen?

 

[Gagh]

Next month, meet an all NEW X-TEAM NOW IN THEIR OWN BOOK!

The X-Communicated are joined by the X-Men and stable teams, X-Parrot, X-Plain, X-Rated & and XXX-Red Hot Dutch in a battle to the death against evil Super Villian Y-Fronts Wearer!

Y-Fronts Wearer has kidnapped Colossus to experiment on his Metal Feet, and unlock the secrets of ejaculation with a metal penis. Will Nightcrawler *BAMF* his furry penis into Y-Fronts Wearer's eye in time? Will the X-Teams all work together? If not, this will be an X-Book in more ways than one!

Find out next month - X-CELSIOR!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

Did that happen?

Yep...early days, back when Rogue was new to the X-Men. Storm beat Callisto to be leader of the Morlocks, and got a mohawk and sported some leather digs and piercings.

 

[Conchaga]

Heh...yep, Wolverine is so tough, get he gets turned into peoples bitches all the time. Even in the movies and the cartoons.

Watching him get the adamantium ripped out of him by magneto was funny shit.

 

[Gagh]

Especially when he pulled that lot out through Wolverine's bell end. LET'S SEE YOUR HEALING FACTOR DEAL WITH THAT, JAMES!

 

[Conchaga]

And then the sentinels came in and gang raped him with their enormous robococks!

 

[Tisiphone]

But who doesn't want to get gangraped with robococks? I mean, Wolverine didn't put up much of a fight, after all.

 

[Tisiphone]

MUTANT ASS: TARGETED

 

[Conchaga]

And then Omega Red joined in and said, "I have arrived! Let the hentai commence"

*tentacle fucks EVERYONE*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Metal feet for the win.

 

[Tisiphone]

Omega Red needs to be in X4...or maybe he makes a cameo in Wolverine.

 

[Conchaga]

I'm still pissed that colossus wasn't a russian kid.

I'm sure they'll make Omega from some stupid third world country like Cuba.

ey mayn! Is got som tenteckles. wanna see'm? son fantasticos!