whisky
Boobie inspector
Jack: Hi, I used to be in doctor who where I was flamboyent and larger than life, now I mope about a lot in the background of what is meant to be my show, oh and I cant die, and I wear a big long coat, but I'm not copying Angel, oh no.
Gwen: I'm meant to be pretty, but that huge gap tooth thing is really distracting, plus I am falling for possibly the creepiest guy on television whos not a member of the conservative party
Owen: Shut it bitch, and drink more of this date rape stuff
Iyanto: I have no real purpose here, none at all
Asian bird: I dont do much either, but I'm going to kiss a woman next week, because there wasnt a same sex kiss last week and the average is down.
Jack: Quickly everyone, a spaceship has arrived on earth, and its chosen to land in cardif, instead of london, washington, or somewhere were people actually want to go.
Gwen: To the torchwoodmobile!
Iyanto: You mean the car from our super secret organisation with torchwood wrote in big letters on the roof, the sides, the front, the back, possibly the tires, and covered in blue flashy lights guarenteed to make people look at the car more and thus see the word torchwood?
Owen: Oh shut it arsewipe, and help me load more daterape drugs into the car
Gwen: I'm meant to be pretty, but that huge gap tooth thing is really distracting, plus I am falling for possibly the creepiest guy on television whos not a member of the conservative party
Owen: Shut it bitch, and drink more of this date rape stuff
Iyanto: I have no real purpose here, none at all
Asian bird: I dont do much either, but I'm going to kiss a woman next week, because there wasnt a same sex kiss last week and the average is down.
Jack: Quickly everyone, a spaceship has arrived on earth, and its chosen to land in cardif, instead of london, washington, or somewhere were people actually want to go.
Gwen: To the torchwoodmobile!
Iyanto: You mean the car from our super secret organisation with torchwood wrote in big letters on the roof, the sides, the front, the back, possibly the tires, and covered in blue flashy lights guarenteed to make people look at the car more and thus see the word torchwood?
Owen: Oh shut it arsewipe, and help me load more daterape drugs into the car
