Fremen: Spit or swallow?

[Cassie]

Obviously they wouldn't waste it, since it has water in it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Swallow.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Whuh?

 

[Cassie]

READ DUNE, FUCKFACE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BOOKS ARE A TOOL OF TEH LAMESTREAM MEDIA I'M A TIGER GAY!

 

[Dr Dave]

I've never read dune.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Spit into one of their recycling things.

 

[headvoid]

It would be considered a great honour to swallow, and upon receiving the offering into their mouth they would say "Your loins have graced me"

Unfortunately it always sounds like "Youg goy gagh gaced gee" due to their mouths being full.

 

[Cassie]

If you gave the Kwisatz Haderach a blowjob, would you see the Golden Path?

 

[eloisel]

Only if you had a twin.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST LIVE ON A WATER PLANET LOL.

 

[Consumer]

Or build a Giant Straw to an ocean planet?!?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Did they at least have moisture farms?

 

[Cassie]

Actually, they kinda do!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lucas took quite a few Tatooine ideas from Dune.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jammy git!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE SPICE MINES OF KETTLE.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ah yes, overlorded by Redigg (it's "digger" with some letters moved!) and Spade (it's not even got some letters moved around but it's still meant to be his birthname even though he didn't become a miner until the fall of the Empire when he lost his job as a bellend helmet repairer!).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Han Solo is clever because he's on his own ("solo") and he only has one hand ("Han".)

 

[headvoid]

I always thought it was because he was a bit of a wanker (literally)