French Jokes

[MessengerX]

Va baiser un mammouth.

 

[Sarek]

This is racist site! Americans especially should be thankful for saving USA in war against Britain. You just jealous we are better people. Why women love French men? Why French is language d'amour? You are all Anglophone pigs! Va te faire enculer!!

Shut the fuck up.

Oh, while you're at it, get me croissant, a plate of cheese and a bottle of wine. Might as well do what your good at.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Fais faux avec une vache. j'esp'ere que le lait sera toi donne un jalous grande. Oh mon faux pas! J'oublie! Sarek est sufis du verte.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Huh? Speak english freely! Grrr! :grrr:

 

[MessengerX]

The Battle of France is often hailed as the first historical instance of the Blitzkrieg tactic. Blitzkrieg can be defined as defeating the enemy by means of a strategic envelopment executed by mechanized forces leading to his operational collapse. Von Manstein certainly had had a strategic envelopment in mind. However the three dozen infantry divisions that followed the Panzer Corps were not there merely to consolidate their gains. It was to be the other way around. In the eyes of the German High Command the Panzer Corps now had fulfilled a precisely circumscribed task. Their motorized infantry component had secured the river crossings, their tank regiments had conquered a dominant position. Now they had to consolidate, allowing the infantry divisions to position themselves for the real battle: perhaps a classic Kesselschlacht when the enemy should stay in the north, perhaps an encounter fight when he should try to escape to the south. In both cases an enormous mass of German divisions, both armoured and infantry, would cooperate to annihilate the enemy, in accordance with established doctrine. The Panzer Corps were not to bring about the collapse of the enemy by themselves alone. They should halt.