CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got cat-fucked upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I raped all the cats in a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
Raping cats was how I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Raping some cats outside of school
When a couple of animal workers
Who were up to no good
Startin defending cats in my neighborhood
I murdered one little animal worker and my mom hid the body
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cat and when it came near
The collar plate said fresh and it had dice on its tail
If anything I can say is this cat was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'
I wanked up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the kitty 'Yo homes rape ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To rape all the cats as the Prince of Bel Air
My life got cat-fucked upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I raped all the cats in a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
Raping cats was how I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Raping some cats outside of school
When a couple of animal workers
Who were up to no good
Startin defending cats in my neighborhood
I murdered one little animal worker and my mom hid the body
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cat and when it came near
The collar plate said fresh and it had dice on its tail
If anything I can say is this cat was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'
I wanked up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the kitty 'Yo homes rape ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To rape all the cats as the Prince of Bel Air
