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Freud was just full of shit, wasn't he?

Nothing short of the over-stylized and pretentious drug trips from Requiem for a Dream explains Andy Dick.
 
^Stop that.

Andy Dick was good in that Voyager episode.
 
True dat. That was the last sane thing he's done with his life.
 
he should change his name to Andy Cock
 
He gave Phil Hartman's wife cocaine and then she murdered him or something!

(Horribly simplified version of events.)
 
I think this thread has strayed from its original premise: Philip Zimbardo is one creepy fuck.
 
"Because I know this planet. You don't understand? Think how it is. Beneath the surface there are rocks, dirt, sediment, sand. That's the planet's memory, the picture of its history. It's the same with humans. The dog remembers the wolf. Each universe revolves around a core of being, and outward from that core go all of the memories, right out to the surface."

Is that from Dune?
 
It's from ROCK MAN 2003.
 
Wow this thread enlightened me about a topic I had missed...

Jon Lovitz beats up Andy Dick over Phil Hartman slur
by Wendy on July 17th, 2007
So Jon Lovitz is now my hero of all time. Andy Dick is, well, he’s a dick. I applaud you sir!

IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their “Saturday Night Live” colleague, Phil Hartman.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”


Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman’s house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. “Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he’s dead,” said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman’s “Newsradio” sitcom, “I told Andy, ‘I wouldn’t be here now if you hadn’t given Brynn that cocaine.’ ”

Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests’ peach liqueur drinks, and “looked at me and said, ‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you - you’re the next one to die.’ I said, ‘What did you say?’ and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don’t hit women.”

When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, “I wanted him to say he was sorry for the ‘Phil Hartman hex,’ ” Lovitz told us. “First he says, ‘I don’t remember saying that.’ Then he leans in and says, ‘You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.’ Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

“I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, ‘I don’t want to be in your movie! I don’t want to be in your life!’ I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I’m not proud of it . . . but he’s a disgusting human being.” Dick’s rep said he had no comment.

Dick’s weirdness has been well documented. Last year, he licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt, then groped and bit the hand of Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller at a comedy-festival taping.
 
What's Andy Dick been up to since? Avoiding beatings?
 
I love his IMDB "trivia":
Was one of the last people to see David Strickland alive as they binge drank in Las Vegas.

He considered himself very close friends with David Strickland, Phil Hartman, and Chris Farley. Farley died from an accidental overdose in 1997, Hartman was murdered in 1998 by his wife who then killed herself, and Strickland committed suicide in 1999.

Is strongly against dissection of animals, due to his owning of a frog as a child.

Arrested in Murrieta, California on July 16, 2008 on suspicion of possession of drugs as well as sexual battery.

He should lick a wall socket sometime soon.
 
But at least he likes frogs?
 
He didn't "own" the frog. He liked to step on their heads and yell "LOL PWNED!"
 
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