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fritos & bean dip

perhaps the ONLY thing God has gotten right!
 
Fritos were my childhood. But they also caused too many cavities so I stopped.

Bologna and crushed frito sandwich = KIDDIE PORN
 
MMM MMM GOOD.
 
fritos and cheese dip, ftw!
 
I put fritos in my tuna also. And when I say tuna, I just mean tuna and a shitload of mayo.
 
TUNA AND MAYO...SEXUAL
 
Um, okay...
 
TUNA. PEOPLE SOMETIMES REMARK ON HOW THE VAGINA SOMETIMES SMELLS LIKE IT.
MAYO. IS WHITE AND CREAMY, LIKE MALE EJACULATE.

I HATE HAVING TO SPELL SHIT OUT.
 
Ro-tel Cheese Dip
is really, really good

Ingredients:
1 lb. pasteurized processed cheese spread, (Velveeta), cut into 1" cubes
1 can (10 oz.) Diced or Whole RO*TEL Tomatoes & Green Chilies

Directions:
In a saucepan: combine ingredients; stir over low heat until cheese spread is melted.
Microwave: Place ingredients in a covered casserole. Microwave on HIGH until
cheese spread is melted, about 5 minutes, stirring once.

Serve with tortilla chips, crackers, or vegetables.

God made this food for me.
 
Homo Erectus: does it have anything to do with sex? Just askin'
It is good pre-sex food and even better post-sex food.
 
TUNA. PEOPLE SOMETIMES REMARK ON HOW THE VAGINA SOMETIMES SMELLS LIKE IT.
MAYO. IS WHITE AND CREAMY, LIKE MALE EJACULATE.

I HATE HAVING TO SPELL SHIT OUT.

I DON'T THINK OF TUNA AND MAYO AS MY PUSSY WITH CUM IN IT SO SORRY YOU HAD TO FUCKING SPELL IT OUT
 
Gross.

ANYWAY, rotel cheese dip is the BOMBDIGGITY.
 
For me, it's French Onion Dip on my chip, or nothing at all.
 
French onion is really good on CHIPS MADE OF POTATO, but I like cheesy dip on Fritos. I also really like that green onion dip STUFF.
 
If I run out of potato chips, pretzel rods also do the trick.

I don't eat chips that often, so when I do these days, I go all-out and get Pringles. If I'm going to be bad, I might as well be SUPERBAD.
 
I hardly eat chips anymore either... but I still love you Ruffles and your ridges.
 
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UNBEATABLE
 
Oh, I think I've had those before. THEY LOOK FAMILIAR.
 
you two should rent a room and have a potato chip orgy.
 
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