Fruit Cakes for Christmas. Who the hell actually eats those things

[starguard]

even the squirrels and birds won't eat them :huh:

 

[Dr Dave]

EVIL!

 

[Techman]

Some traditions are elusive...this is one.

I've never met anyone who actually eats those things. :huh:

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I used to buy a couple of nasty-cheap fruitcakes (from like Thrifty's) and put them in a stained paper bag.

I'd make sure the bag was crinkled, had hair in the tape, and the fruitcake had been dropped on it's end after I mushed the crap out of it.

Then I'd put a bow and tag on it.

Great gag gift. The looks were priceless.