FUCK BEING ESSENTIAL PERSONNEL

[Tisiphone]

I'M FIXING TO FUCKING WALK OUT OF THIS GODAMNED COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING CUNT OF A BUILDING BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING NEED FOR ME TO BE HERE WHEN IT'S SNOWING LIKE 10000 POUNDS OF JIZZ JUST TO WATCH A SHOW THAT'S ALREADY GOT FUCKING CAPTIONS ON IT AND OH BY THE WAY DID I MENTION THAT I'VE BEEN SITTING AROUND IN THIS FUCKING STUDIO FACEBOOKING, TKING AND LISTENING TO YOUTUBE FOR THE PAST FOUR FUCKING HOURS BITCH FUCKMUNCHES

 

[Big Dick McGee]

At least you're getting paid to fuck around on the interweb.

 

[Tisiphone]

Which we're not supposed to do, at least with the youtube. BUT FUCK 'EM FUCK 'EM HARD AND BLOODY UP THE ASS WITH NO FUCKING LUBE

 

[I Love Cunt]

I want you to fuck the place hard

 

[Yub]

You should run around naked with slogans painted on your body.

Suggestions for appropriate slogans should be posted here.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MAKE THE PEOPLE SAY FUNNY THINGS (oh wait you probs get fired for that oh well DOWNLOAD LOTS OF PORN!

 

[Cassie]

ARE YOU FREE YET?

 

[Tisiphone]

Hah! I didn't come in to work today. That will show them cocksuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cassie]

FREEDOM!

 

[Loktar]

Hah! I didn't come in to work today. That will show them cocksuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH! Show those bastards how much money they can save by not having to pay you for days' worth of work!

 

[Seph]

LOL UP TOP^

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, I couldn't get out of my rinky dink town cuz of snow. So that's why I couldn't go in. But it still felt satisfying to have a three day weekend.

 

[Cassie]

LOKTAR TURNED HEEL!

 

[Laker_Girl]

My dad watches closed captioning all the time because he's nearly deaf and my mom will stab him in the heart if he turns the TV up as loud as he needs to and I have to say, those closed captioning HR people must hire some total retards. I know you're not one of them Tis, I wish you were my dad's captioner. I'm glad I can hear or I'd be confused as shit.

 

[Loktar]

LOKTAR TURNED HEEL!

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

Besides those heels make my legs look so sexy.