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Fuck Haiti

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I was furious when my government decided to send some aid, both materiel and financial. Canada should send NOTHING to the NIGGER motherfuckers. Let the island die already! Fuck the Dominican too. We should NEVER give a fuck what happens to ANY territory populated with NIGGERS.
 
I, for one, am glad that the foreign press is brave enough to cover what America's mainstream media is not -- the U.S. government's complicity in causing the Haitian earthquake. Never mind that the foreign media echo chamber aparentluy started with a false rumor -- with luck, our MSM will now start asking the tough questions.

This is a plan so brilliant that only the Evil League of Evil, in conjunction with the reverse vampires and the Obama administration, could have devised it.

Why, you might ask? What is America's motivations to trigger Haiti's earthquake and then intervene with massive aid in the hemisphere's poorest country? Well, there are different theories bandied about.

Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez suggests that this was a practice "drill," designed to test the earthquake weapon before targeting Iran (though see the update below). Very clever!! It is unclear whether Chavez believes that this is a test of the "demonstration effect" variety or not. It is also unclear just how such an earthquake would actually destroy Iran's nuclear program -- the 2003 Bam earthquake certainly didn't.

This Canadian-based Centre for Research on Globalization's Ken Hildebrandt offers the following ingenious explanation:

You've likely guessed my suspicions about recent events. I'm not saying this is what occurred, though it's sure a possibility to be considered in my view.

This could hardly have happened at a more convenient time. The president's ratings are plummeting, and his bill to subsidize the insurance industry has essentially divided the nation in two.

What better way to lead the people into believing we're one big happy family than to reunite former Presidents Clinton and George W. Bush along with Obama in a joint humanitarian effort?

This is so convenient... and brilliant!! It makes perfect sense that the Obama administation would try to kill upwards of 200,000 Haitians in order to bring the country together as one! Because, clearly, in recent years, natural disasters have bolstered the standing of U.S. presidents!! Certainly, a calamity in Haiti would work even better! If only Rush Limbaugh had played ball....

What I love about conspiracies like these is the careful balancing of smart and stupid that the key actors have to possess in order for the plan to work as described.



Question to readers: how far and how wide will this meme travel?

UPDATE: I just received the following from a atrategic communications advisor to the Venezuelan Embassy in the United states:
In response to your recent post on Foreign Policy’s website, I just wanted to clarify that President Hugo Chavez never associated himself with the theory that a U.S. weapon had caused the earthquake in Haiti.

The claim was made by a blogger on the website of a state-run yet independent television station. At some point thereafter, someone jumped to the conclusion that President Chavez had agreed or repeated the claim, which is absolutely not true. President Chavez did argue against an increased U.S. military presence in Haiti, but at no point did he question what had caused the earthquake or aligned himself with any conspiracy theories to that effect.
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Bam!
 
SaintLucifer said:
I was furious when my government decided to send some aid, both materiel and financial. Canada should send NOTHING to the NIGGER motherfuckers. Let the island die already! Fuck the Dominican too. We should NEVER give a fuck what happens to ANY territory populated with NIGGERS.
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Aren't swastikas illegal in canada?
 
moocey said:
Aren't swastikas illegal in canada?
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No, they aren't. Who the fuck told you such stupidity? I could walk around the entire country with a swastika, and there is not a thing anyone can do. What part of 'freedom' do you not understand? Shit, I can print out swastikas and post them everywhere in Toronto, and suffer no consequences.
 
I doubt that last sentence is true, Luci. Someone would probably beat the shit out of you for doing so, but you'd still be within your rights to post them -- as long as they were both in English and in French :bigass:
 
SaintLucifer said:
I was furious when my government decided to send some aid, both materiel and financial. Canada should send NOTHING to the NIGGER motherfuckers. Let the island die already! Fuck the Dominican too. We should NEVER give a fuck what happens to ANY territory populated with NIGGERS.
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Including the us? Thats populated with niggers.
 
SaintLucifer said:
No, they aren't. Who the fuck told you such stupidity? I could walk around the entire country with a swastika, and there is not a thing anyone can do. What part of 'freedom' do you not understand? Shit, I can print out swastikas and post them everywhere in Toronto, and suffer no consequences.
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You're a pathetic excuse for a National Socialist.
 
Bickendan said:
I doubt that last sentence is true, Luci. Someone would probably beat the shit out of you for doing so, but you'd still be within your rights to post them -- as long as they were both in English and in French :bigass:
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Obviously, the dipshit isn't a National Socialist at all. Either that or he spent the majority of the past decade under a rock, because he doesn't seem to have taken any notice of what happened to Ernst Zundel.
 
M_Jackson said:
Including the us? Thats populated with niggers.
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Absolutely. I was asking my government during the New Orleans debacle 'WTF do you think you are doing? Do NOT send my cash to NIGGERS'. WTF were we doing sending shit to the USA anyway? Are you not a fucking wealthy country? Fuck you!
 
The Saint said:
Obviously, the dipshit isn't a National Socialist at all. Either that or he spent the majority of the past decade under a rock, because he doesn't seem to have taken any notice of what happened to Ernst Zundel.
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Ernst Zundel was not a National Socialist, you stupid fuck. He actually was a follower of democracy, which we National Socialists hate with a passion.
 
Bickendan said:
I doubt that last sentence is true, Luci. Someone would probably beat the shit out of you for doing so, but you'd still be within your rights to post them -- as long as they were both in English and in French :bigass:
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I have no problem with that. French and English it is. How does one make a swastika English or French?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Ernst Zundel was not a National Socialist, you stupid fuck.
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Well. No shit. Did you convince your mama to look that up and read it to you, junior? What Zundel is is skeptical about the mainstream version of the Holocau$t, which is all it takes for the Judeophiles in the media, the majority of the misinformed public and, most pertinently, in your government to label him a National Socialist whether he actually is one or not. Now shut your rotten cockport, you're not even slightly amusing anymore.
 
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