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Fuck Im in big trouble..

Think maybe he was just trolling the board? He does that a lot, says the most outrageous things and disappears while everyone makes comments in his thread. He's probably home laughing hysterically people's reactions to his cringe-worthy stories.
 
It gets worse, my daughter took my future step sons virginity. She did not like it that he was 20 and a virgin.
 
Just when you start thinking that your own family may not be normal, just reading one of bad dogs topics makes you realize they sure as hell aren't ABNORMAL.
 
It gets worse, my daughter took my future step sons virginity. She did not like it that he was 20 and a virgin.
This is starting to sound like a porn sitcom..."Four and a Half Fuckpuppies"...and didn't your daughter get married not too long ago...?

But seriously, how'd it all go down, what with the neck bites & all?
 
This is starting to sound like a porn sitcom..."Four and a Half Fuckpuppies"...and didn't your daughter get married not too long ago...?

But seriously, how'd it all go down, what with the neck bites & all?

Oh.... He.....Wishes he was an Oscar Mayer Weiner,
That is what he' going to end up to be.
And when he's finally an Oscar Mayer wiener,
Everyone will be rid of him!

Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener.
That is what I'd never want to be.
Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.
I'd also be one SIIIICK PUPPY!
 
Gott im Himmel, Bad Dog!! Just stop! You've managed to make everyone's skin crawl with your "Fun with the Family" nastiness.
 
It gets worse, my daughter took my future step sons virginity. She did not like it that he was 20 and a virgin.

Where did she take his virginity once she had it?

Is there no rolled up newspapers or water hoses at your house?

This is why we take the dogs to the vet.

Bad dog. Bad, bad, bad, bad dog.
 
Oh great, tonight my woman found out about me and this gal watching my home made porn and is way pissed off.

Then I had to come clean and tell her I had another woman in our bed. She is fired up and on the couch tonight. I told her everything. She will not come to our bed, im here all by myself.

I sat from 9:00PM till 3:00AM getting yelled at and took my ass chewing like a man. Wow I sure can fuck up bigger and better than most men.

Bad dog will be single real soon, don't know why she wants to stay with me after this. This is the second time Iv admitted to cheating in 4 months with 2 other women and she wont leave.

My daughter thinks my girlfriend is awesome. I don't think she will like my next girlfriend, she will be all "Get off my case bitch, I'm older then you are."

Yea, I'm in more than trouble. the only way it could get worse is if I got the other gal pregnant.
 
Oh great, tonight my woman found out about me and this gal watching my home made porn and is way pissed off.

Then I had to come clean and tell her I had another woman in our bed. She is fired up and on the couch tonight. I told her everything. She will not come to our bed, im here all by myself.

I sat from 9:00PM till 3:00AM getting yelled at and took my ass chewing like a man. Wow I sure can fuck up bigger and better than most men.
Taking a wandering dick as a point of pride ain't gonna win you any points for character or constancy --at least not with the women who value those things. But you are what you are and you're gonna do what you're gonna do, and at least you're up front about it.

Bad dog will be single real soon, don't know why she wants to stay with me after this. This is the second time Iv admitted to cheating in 4 months with 2 other women and she wont leave.

My daughter thinks my girlfriend is awesome. I don't think she will like my next girlfriend, she will be all "Get off my case bitch, I'm older then you are."

Yea, I'm in more than trouble. the only way it could get worse is if I got the other gal pregnant.
Oh, I can think of a few other ways this could get worse.
 
I had lady friend over last night and slept with her. She wanted to sleep with my daughter but my daughter is not bisexual. I did get some video of them making out though.

My first thought after reading that opening paragraph:

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