Fuck it all.

[CaptainWacky]

I thought the little one had little hands but it's the things from its hat. True story.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Now what you don't see is that when you unzip the duck's overcoat he has on an adorable green sweater with a little duck embroidered on it.

The duck should never be set on fire, the duck never hurt nobody.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't need to hear any more of its commercials.

 

[Dr Dave]

OH LOOK IS A COMMERCIAL WITH THE DUCK DRIVING A NASCAR car, HOW SUPER!

 

[Laker_Girl]

Don't blame the duck for it's stupid commercials, the duck doesn't write them.

 

[Dr Dave]

How do you know?

I BET HES IN ON IT!

 

[Laker_Girl]

I know people that know and/or have met the duck. I assure you, Aflac NEVER uses his hilarious ideas. The duck can get kind of graphic and Aflac is a conservative company.

 

[Dr Dave]

Well clearly he never uses his hilarious ideas.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

i went to school with the duck he was in my grade he was a rearl jerk but i think he's gay

p.sp dont hate me cos i kno the duck juss becaue you dont!

 

[CaptainWacky]

i met the duck at a swimming pool and he was well nice and signed my breasts so don't u judge me judging u!!1

 

[Laker_Girl]

See, the duck is cool, everyone likes the duck. And you must admit the lullaby Aflac commercial and the one where the duck chases the Chinese food delivery guy are kind of funny.

 

[Dr Dave]

None of them are funny.

Word to the duck, learn a new word.

i went to school with the duck he was in my grade he was a rearl jerk but i think he's gay

p.sp dont hate me cos i kno the duck juss becaue you dont!

It's all good.

 

[Kitty]

See, the duck is cool, everyone likes the duck. And you must admit the lullaby Aflac commercial and the one where the duck chases the Chinese food delivery guy are kind of funny.

No. I hate that duck and the stupid Geico gecko. The gecko used to be kinda cute, but he got more arrogant and snotty and the commercials progressed.