FUCK ONIONS

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm hung over. Just fuck them. FUCKCALSDJDF:EOeoidsklfwefjcmkl

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[YOUTUBE]U-7QSMyz5rg[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Dr Dave]

You've gone too far Eggs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[YOUTUBE]2GtcpzUQNRI[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[YOUTUBE]CD-q-PKKbyE[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[YOUTUBE]cRPOGBQoOVc[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Dr Dave]

Posting onion videos wont appease my MASSIVE ANGER over your thread title.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[YOUTUBE]G2IBWdnbkZk[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Posting onion videos wont appease my MASSIVE ANGER over your thread title.

PRESUMPTUOUS! How do you know I wasn't proclaiming my sexual desire for onions?

EH?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[YOUTUBE]R0nnU71ggro[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

(It's The Onion)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[YOUTUBE]5p20hhTRl3M[/YOUTUBE]

From the album SEX WITH ONIONS, 2009

 

[Dr Dave]

PRESUMPTUOUS! How do you know I wasn't proclaiming my sexual desire for onions?

EH?

I had considered you might be doing that, but I suspect you were not.

 

[Filthy Whore]

I thought and still think he is. And although I don't have a penis, I imagine onion/penis contact would burn. Can someone confirm that?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Cassie]

DO NOT PLEASURE YOURSELF WITH ONIONS, IMO.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yeah Eggs, you need to get some help.

And from the looks of things, a new bag of onions.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ONION RING TOSS, ANYBODY?

(rejected opening line for Salad Days)

 

[Dr Dave]

Those just came out of a deep fryer.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Good thing I wear a condom!