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[CaptainWacky]

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[Gagh]

Tolkien once raped Allah with a copy of The Holy Bible.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH TOLKIEN!

 

[Gagh]

Allah said it was hot, and sent Tolkien a new rucksack as a thank you. Imagine to Tolkien's surprise when he opened the pack and it exploded, killing him instantly. Never trust a Muslim Terrorist, even if you have given them 'surprise sex' with a holy book.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are you saying, UNDER OATH, that the founder of Islamic religion was a terrorist (and alive at the same time as Tolkien, somehow)!?!?!?!?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Never trust a Muslim Terrorist, even if you have given them 'surprise sex' with a holy book.

QOTW